The Olympics!

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That's a lot of Manifesto.
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My acquaintance made the semi finals in the 100m breaststroke.

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When I go swimming I do the breaststroke.

I'm usually second or first fastest in the pool as well. Do you think I could get to the semi finals?

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Lethal Interjection wrote:My acquaintance made the semi finals in the 100m breaststroke.
Very cool! Best of luck to them.
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smiley_cow wrote:
Lethal Interjection wrote:My acquaintance made the semi finals in the 100m breaststroke.
Very cool! Best of luck to them.
She actually is about to do a swim off because her and another swimmer tied for 7th and only one can go to the finals tomorrow.

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Our swimmers are not winning the races. Australia has nothing but watersports! Queensland has nothing but swimmers!
We're being beaten by NEW ZEALAND in the medal tally!
NEW ZEALAND!
They don't even have enough people for an Olympic team, half of them are sheep in man suits and they are still doing better than us
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We're doing much better this year than we usually do. In Beijing it took us 8 days to win any medals at all. In 2004 all we got in the first seven days was a bronze, and only 12 total. This year we're on day 10 and we've already got 10.
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You'd think australians would be betterat swimming from trying to get away from sharks and avoid drowning in rips. Is it possible all the athletes are just constantly drunk?
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It's probably just because there aren't any sharks in the Olympic swimming pools.
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Or crocodiles. Its sad that they do not make allowances for our native conditions
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smiley_cow wrote:We're doing much better this year than we usually do. In Beijing it took us 8 days to win any medals at all. In 2004 all we got in the first seven days was a bronze, and only 12 total. This year we're on day 10 and we've already got 10.
I thought we were doing pretty well, but I don't follow the summer olympics that closely.
I think the last I checked we were 11th or 12th in the medal standings, and that seemed to be pretty impressive to me.

New Zealand has the highest medal count in relation to the population of the country, apparently. By quite a margin if I recall. FOTC posted something about that a few days ago.

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I still find myself laughing whenever the media decides to cover the progress of Australian pole-vaulter Steve Hooker and fail to make it clear whether Hooker is referring to a surname or occupation in the headline.
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"Hooker, Steve"
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The male Dutch decathelete is named Eelco Sintnicolaas. Yup, his last name is Father Christmas.

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