What the hell.

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It's better than my excuse at the moment.
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No, it's the combined sexual desire for the perfect man that willed me into being. But then the economy slumped and women are starting to settle in exchange for free meals and stuff, so I have more time now.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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AHMETxRock wrote:No, it's the combined sexual desire for the perfect man that willed me into being. But then the economy slumped and women are starting to settle in exchange for free meals and stuff, so I have more time now.
The first time I read this, it seemed to imply you were working out to find the perfect man. Is this perhaps what you really meant, deep down inside?
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Kimra wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:No, it's the combined sexual desire for the perfect man that willed me into being. But then the economy slumped and women are starting to settle in exchange for free meals and stuff, so I have more time now.
The first time I read this, it seemed to imply you were working out to find the perfect man. Is this perhaps what you really meant, deep down inside?
The first time I read this, it seemed to imply you thought there would be something wrong if I did feel that way. Is it perhaps you are a homophobe, deep down inside?
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I'm not reading any negative implication from it. Just simple curiosity.
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I read gay porn yaoi on a daily basis, if I'm homophobic I am also incredibly masochistic.

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Or you also objectify gay people. Wow Kimra... just... wow.
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Gross. Why the hell would you read something about sex? You must have cooties.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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I objectify everyone. Don't think they're special.
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Man, I'm even more insulted that you would objectify me regardless of my decisions. Like, I could just shag a girl and that would make you leave me alone right? NO! You instead opt to make fun of how long I lasted (not very) or how long I am (not mentioning).
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Yaoi's mostly dudes hugging, right?
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Mmmm hugging.

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Apocalyptus wrote:Mmmm hugging.

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Hey um I'm going to need a copy of that without the smiley face for um um um research on anatomy? Yeah I think that's as good an excuse as any and will deflect any suspicions to the contrary. go ahead and PM me with it thanks in advance
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I'm proud of you, Ed. Pursuing your interest in anatomy.

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Well I am always happy to help out a fellow 'anatomy research' fan Ed. Voila!
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