But it wouldn't be my back she'd be touching.
It'd be my shoulder, because it's sort of sprained.
Ekman And It's Impact On Seduction
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So your shoulder would be 'fully relaxed' and 'released' then?
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Why would his shoulder be released? And why did you use quotation... Oh. I see what you did there.Apocalyptus wrote:So your shoulder would be 'fully relaxed' and 'released' then?
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I go in expecting a relaxing massage, and I leave with a dismemberment! This is the least happy ending.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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I think you winked with wrong eye when you asked for it.
The left eye means take it off.
The left eye means take it off.
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On the matter of seduction, I have learned what it is I do that has attracted women in the past. Now I need to be able to do it consciously on women I might actually like.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Does it involve Ekman? Otherwise, no one wants to hear about it.
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Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Dear god. So I'm on wikipedia, looking up something to make a joke about Ekman that no one will really find funny anyways, when I find the entry for Relief has already been clicked before. This.... is messed up.
But yeah, seriously.
But yeah, seriously.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Rape?AHMETxRock wrote:On the matter of seduction, I have learned what it is I do that has attracted women in the past. Now I need to be able to do it consciously on women I might actually like.
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He said conciously.LordRetard wrote:Rape?AHMETxRock wrote:On the matter of seduction, I have learned what it is I do that has attracted women in the past. Now I need to be able to do it consciously on women I might actually like.
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I need to pay more attention.
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Some people actually do sleep-rape instead of sleep-walk.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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In fact a man in Darwin was recently found innocent of rape by a jury because he was asleep at the time.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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I read an article on that a long time ago. Instead of sleep walking there are some people who'll masturbate, engage in sexual intercourse or rape people when they're asleep. I think it's called sleep-sex. The world is weird.
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If it is on House, you know it is real.smiley_cow wrote:I read an article on that a long time ago. Instead of sleep walking there are some people who'll masturbate, engage in sexual intercourse or rape people when they're asleep. I think it's called sleep-sex. The world is weird.