Ekman And It's Impact On Seduction

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Ekman And It's Impact On Seduction

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Upon first research, it may look as if NLP and Reading Body Language are nothing but pseudo-sciences. A bit of probe reveals that while 90% of Neuro-Linguistic-Programming may be dismissed as frivolous, the left over 10% appears to have become indispensable learning material for the weighty student of human deportment and psychology.

This first link shows us the typical eye cues: http://www.transformdestiny.com/nlp-gui ... -chart.asp that most people exhibit. This second site promises to teach you to [url=http://www.meet-women-now.com/]seduce the hottest women[/url] using body language techniques such as mirroring and anchroring. What do you think in regards to this?

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Well I have been trying to seduce hotter women lately, so please, tell me more.
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I hate the idea that anyone does mirroring. So ridiculously manipulative.

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Bodyxsv wrote:90% of Neuro-Linguistic-Programming may be dismissed as frivolous
Wow, I'm sold.

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Hold the phone, guests can post working links?
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Only when they're tricksy hobbits.
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THE SPAMBOTS ARE APPROACHING ARTICULATENESS! Ack!
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Soon they'll make more sense then Ahmet... wait...
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Today my mother went up to me and said, "LR*, if you ever see a store downtown that says it's a 'bath', don't go in. They don't sell what you think they do."

*Okay she used my actual name but whatever.

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The Iraqis were similarly disillusioned when the Baath Party first came to power.
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LordRetard wrote:Today my mother went up to me and said, "LR*, if you ever see a store downtown that says it's a 'bath', don't go in. They don't sell what you think they do."

*Okay she used my actual name but whatever.
I just came here to take a bath but now there're all these hot girls that keep trying to have sex with me. Oh man what do I do?* I should have listened to my mom!

I've always sort of wanted to go to a massage parlor to see if I can actually get a decent massage, and also just to see what they (the proprietors, not the hookers) would do with me.**

*Ok, I suppose this could be uncomfortable if you were gay, but whatever.
** Keep in mind for this one that I'm female, have no interest in sex with women, and am generally opposed to prostitution.
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I bet you could get a massage there no problem, it'll just be from a hooker that doesn't know anything about massage.

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LordRetard wrote:I bet you could get a massage there no problem, it'll just be from a hooker that doesn't know anything about massage.
Hey, it's probably cheaper than your typical spa massage. And everything's better with illegal immigrants!
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Just 'bout everyone wants a weird thai tranny hooker clumsily touching their backs for money.

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