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"I grab his cock, gob-bil-in' what he got"
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This could actually be good.
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Intentional stutters and autotune must be applied liberally. Of course.Olax wrote:c-c-c-cockgobbler?
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Okay, here's my proposed lyrics. Italics where changed from the original.
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold cocks like they do in whorehouse-ays
Grab em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game cock gobbling play the slut with hos to start
And after he's been hooked I'll touch the cock that's on his heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop-a my gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop-a my gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
(Mum mum mum mah)
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gobbling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Cock gobbling is not the same without a cock
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, rock
Etc...
Olax, make it happen.
And if you can, say 'cock' a few more times.
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold cocks like they do in whorehouse-ays
Grab em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game cock gobbling play the slut with hos to start
And after he's been hooked I'll touch the cock that's on his heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop-a my gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop-a my gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
(Mum mum mum mah)
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gobbling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Cock gobbling is not the same without a cock
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, rock
Etc...
Olax, make it happen.
And if you can, say 'cock' a few more times.
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Damn it only fifty minutes before the Skipe/Skype* chat... I'm afraid I will be a little late, then.
*Depending on whether you're an Aussie or not
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If you have a penis on your heart, I would suggest contacting a doctor.
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It's a metaphor.
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I mysteriously reappeared. Shazam.
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I should have known better than to listen to that in public (though of course I used headphones!).
Hopefully no one's paying attention to the person giggling madly to herself.
Nicely done, Olax! I knew I could count on you!
Hopefully no one's paying attention to the person giggling madly to herself.
Nicely done, Olax! I knew I could count on you!
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This is my new new favourite song. I love you everyone.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Oh shit my song is actually promoted. Dudes!
I gotta make a new record of this. Taking a bit more time than ten minutes, if possible.
I gotta make a new record of this. Taking a bit more time than ten minutes, if possible.
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Post it when you're done!
Edit: Here's the final verse of Pokerface, according to some website:
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)
Just like a chick in a casino, take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
So how abooouuuut maybe:
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
But I'll gobble on your knobble
I'm not lonely, I'm just slummin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)
Just like a whore in a motel room, take your seed and then I just get out
I promise this, promise this
Swallow this 'cause I'm ravenous
Haha, I don't even know any more.
Edit: Here's the final verse of Pokerface, according to some website:
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)
Just like a chick in a casino, take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
So how abooouuuut maybe:
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
But I'll gobble on your knobble
I'm not lonely, I'm just slummin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)
Just like a whore in a motel room, take your seed and then I just get out
I promise this, promise this
Swallow this 'cause I'm ravenous
Haha, I don't even know any more.
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Don't forget, if you make heaps of money Kovvy get some because she wrote the lyrics. And the rest of us get some because we've been here for the ride.
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Yay!
But if Gaga sues, then I had nothing to do with this.
But if Gaga sues, then I had nothing to do with this.