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Kovvy wrote:But if Gaga sues, then I had nothing to do with this.
Just settle out of court for, like, a butter sculpture of Jimmy Carter or a truckload of acorns or a plate of foreskins or something.
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It's a parody, doesn't that come under fair use?
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Haha, I'll start saving up acorns just in case it comes to that. :D

As to the fair use-- I'm really not sure. I don't know much about law, but I think I recall Weird Al getting in trouble for a song that he thought his lawyers had gotten permission to use, when in fact they had not.

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I'm not using anything original here, right? It's four chords and some text about cock-gobblin on a melody which I just can't seem to get completely right...

Anyhow, if I get up in time tomorrow (it's 3.30am over here, now) I'll upload it and let you know. Otherwise it'll probably be this weekend. Does anyone want to sing along?
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I would but I'm not very good at singing and I'm not sure how good my mic is.
Plus I don't want my roommates to maybe hear me sing about gobblin' cock.

Edit: Unless, you know, you insist.

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I insist.
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Are we talking back up singing here? I might be down for that if I can get my mic to work. No guarantees on my voice though.
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i can do the token rap verse that doesn't make any sense but helps to get a small percentage of the urban music market
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Teamwork!! :D

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DonRetrasado wrote:i can do the token rap verse that doesn't make any sense but helps to get a small percentage of the urban music market
Reference noted. And laughed at.

Also, if you want a very quiet male voice in the backing vocals, I'm your man!
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Well. I'm working on the scores, and adjusted the lyrics a little bit. It's mostly gonna be keys and a bit of guitar.
Anyone interested in working on the project can send me an e-mail at gobbleface@olax.nl, I will send you an audio track, then.
If you record your own singing/mumbling/token rap versing/burping, I will mix everything together. Just please sing along with the chorus, because it'll sound so happy if we all sing together!

If you then film yourself lip-syncing the parts that you've sung, I will make the most awesome music video I have ever made. Even if it means I have to travel back in time to stop myself from making the former most awesome music video I ever made.

Well, lyrics:
[intro]

I wanna hold em like they do in nasty porn
Grab em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game cock gobbling play the slut with hos to start
And after he's been hooked I'll touch the cock that's on his heart

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll grab his cock, gobblin' what he's got

Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)

C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gobbling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Cock gobbling is not the same without a cock
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, rock

[Smells like teen spirit]

Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)
Can't stop my,
Can't stop my
No he can't stop my cock-gobbling
(cock gobble like nobody)

C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler
C-c-c-cockgobbler, c-c-cockgobbler

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
But I'll gobble on your knobble
Bring your brother, to the brothel
baby I will double gobble
Like a whore in a motel room, take your seed
and then I just get out – I promise this, promise this
Swallow this 'cause I'm ravenous

[chorus]
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Yeah yeah, cock gobbling bruv that's what they do it on streets
and listen to the gaga she's got the sickest beats
I'm not adverse to a quick chew on a cock
it's not perverse to take a few and rock

let me hear you say cock gobble
cock gobble!

yeah yeah

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I would definitely record myself except I have no idea where I would do it. Something about recording in my basement seems problematic.
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This certainly makes me more inclined towards coming to the skype chat.
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