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Apocalyptus wrote:
LordRetard wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:Yes, but I don't really find watching some guy with a ridiculously large penis banging a skeleton caked with makeup and with two plastic domes on her chest arousing, usually.
That's because you're not a man.
I hope you're not serious that this is a valid explanation.
I like porn, but I prefer the people in it to look like actual human beings.
I know everybody likes porn. Just, that's the kind of porn a man likes.

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LordRetard wrote: I know everybody likes porn. Just, that's the kind of porn a man likes.
Am I incredibly strange for not liking porn? At the very least, I just don't find watching people have sex to be that interesting.
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Well, for our country, it is.

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That's right, I forgot we were a country of deviants.
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LordRetard wrote:that's the kind of porn a man likes.
That's a pretty huge generalisation to make.
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Apocalyptus wrote:
LordRetard wrote:that's the kind of porn a man likes.
That's a pretty huge generalisation to make.
Well, see if a man other than Ed on this forum comes forward and says "that's not what I like."

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It's okay, we all know I'm less than a man :(
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That's not exactly what I mean but I mean ya know whatever.

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Hey, do I count?
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I like porn, sometimes I like the girls to look realistic, sometimes I don't care.
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