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[Apocalyptus]

Walk to the shops instead of taking the car! Bakes his potatoes instead of turning them into chips!

[Sahan]

Eats salad with his lamb chops, and rides his bike to work!
HEALTHY MAN!

[Euclidthegreek]

After reading this I found myself walking through the house intoning "Frosty is a superhero, Frosty is a superhero" in a sing-song voice.

[Apocalyptus]

His superpower is HEALTHY LIFESTYLE.

[Kimra]

Unfortunately he's not a very good superhero because his arch-nemesis TASTY FOOD MAN* is taking over the world one chocolate bar at a time.

*I'm open to better names.

[rustypup]

TASTY FOOD MAN

TRANS FAT MAN!

His Myocardial Infarction Ray is known and feared wherever vegans gather... to perform their ritual slaughter of the greens... sickos...

[linklidk]

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[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Wow.

[Edminster]

Linklidk you advertise a fantastic service and for that I thank you. I checked out the website and got in touch with a customer service representative; the service was top-notch despite the fact that I was unable to find out the information I needed.

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[FengharTheNord]

2 Eggs
1 cup Granulated Sugar
1 cup Brown Sugar
1 cup Butter
2 1/4 Cups Flour
3 Tbs Finely Crushed Human

Nackle to taste

[Cirtur]

Fenghar, I will make your recipe and substitute human for mince. I shall do it on the morrow!

[FengharTheNord]

It'll basically make some meaty cookiedough. You'd need to add a tsp of vanilla and a tsp of baking soda and then it'll be ready. Also chocolate chips or whatever.

[Lethal Interjection]

2 Eggs
1 cup Granulated Sugar
1 cup Brown Sugar
1 cup Butter
2 1/4 Cups Flour
3 Tbs Finely Crushed Human

Nackle to taste

That's all well and good, but how do I get my humans finely crushed? The local grocer sells it, but it is rather expensive, and I'm not sure of the freshness or quality.

[Cirtur]

Imma gonna eat it raw

[Apocalyptus]

Well make sure the humans were hygienic while they were alive then, you don't want to get some sort of horrible disease.