hey hey

[bob bobby]

lol :][>:=~+:

[Cirtur]

Hey guess what fuck you

[Apocalyptus]

That's pretty much the worst first post I've ever seen. Even including mine.

[Cirtur]

Your first post isn't terrible.

Seriously though I think this guy needs to be the mascot of the forum. A guy who shows up, posts once, insults everyone and then leaves.

[Apocalyptus]

Eh, I didn't realise there was a rules page, so I didn't really introduce myself.
But I guess at least I didn't try to convince people to delete Win32, like some people around here.

[Cirtur]

WHAT


I DON'T WHO WOULD DO THAT CERTAINLY NOT ME MY POSTCOUNT HAS NOT SUDDENLY DROPPED.

[Apocalyptus]

NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

YOU ARE A MODEL CITIZEN, DEFINITELY NOT A REFORMED TROLL.

[Cirtur]

model citizen

[FengharTheNord]

Oh my god I almost clicked that.

Also I submit that I was the best new person ever. My first post was in the "new people" thread and my second got the "Classy Lady" filter put in place.

[Cirtur]

Fenghar you are better than all of us.

[Euclidthegreek]

What exactly was that post?

[Cirtur]

C.UNT C.UNT C.UNT C.UNT C.UNT C.UNT

[FengharTheNord]

Yeah pretty much.

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You: You are a random stranger
Stranger: you are a Classy Lady
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
You: Could you smell it?
Stranger: your vag
Stranger: yep
You: Sometimes I can smell it
Stranger: smells like a freakin fish markey
You: Sounds like the ocean
Stranger: its true
You: True blue
You: So
You: YOu wanna join the marines/
You: I'm recruitin
Stranger: i actually might when i get old enough
Stranger: you know, serve your country and shit
You: You are never too young to join the marines
Stranger: see if ive got the willpower
You: We take 'em from all ages
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: im fifteen
You: all walks of life
You: Good
Stranger: no fifteen year olds
You: Younger would be even better
You: Gotta get that youthful vitality
You: and break it'
Stranger: what are you, a predator?
You: then suck out all the nutrients
Stranger: yep
You: for eternal life
Stranger: if youre one of those twilight fans ima kick your ass
You: Oshit
You: Twilight is goin on in the other room
You: I refuse to watch it
Stranger: well youre probably not affiliated with the marines, but on the off chance that you are, i supporrt what you guys do
You: Would you support them if they liked twilight?
You: Cuz they do
You: They are watching it in my livingroo- errr "messhall"
Stranger: im sorry, i have some period blood to drink
You: Tasty

[Cirtur]

Over here we call men cun.ts. Because it refers to a vagina.

[FengharTheNord]

It's pretty much my favorite curse word. That hard C is so satisfying pronounce.