What's been going on in forumland?

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I for one want to watch the hilarious cut of gay male pornography that would be shown on that channel
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Haha, closeup on the bedspread.

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Edminster wrote:I for one want to watch the hilarious cut of gay male pornography that would be shown on that channel
What are you implying? Such things don't exist and you know it.
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but ed they would just show pictures of the butt

and I would prefer to look at a dick than a butt

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Well well well.

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Olax wrote:But penises are dirty!
DonRetrasado wrote:in reality you can find pretty much anything with ease other than child porn.
Like a wise old friend of mine once said: "If you can't find something, you're just not looking hard enough."
Well, that's okay with me.
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Amerika wrote:but ed they would just show pictures of the butt

and I would prefer to look at a dick than a butt
Even a female butt? I find myself slightly confused.
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A female butt in male-on-male porn? I find myself slightly confused, yet strangely aroused.
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They could cut to a female butt and the context would make you think it was a man's.

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Or just a naked lady walking around in the background. I've seen things in porn which make less sense.
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"She wanted the job bad so we wanted to see just how bad she really wanted that job!"

Okay I'm off the mark with what I actually wanted to reply with and now I'm just reading Cracked.com articles about porn. But I will share the one I thought of first if I find it.

EDIT: Here it is. The cartwheel scene is my favourite.
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Oh yeah I love that article. My favourite was the runners in the park dressed like strippers who hit a guy in the head with a frisbee and think he's dead and bring him back to their house and he then wakes up and blackmails them into sexytimes.
Such a plausible plotline.



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I like how she says she's a teenager apropos of nothing and he immediately starts leering at her.
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Teenager, you say? Eh-heh-heh-heh!

Man I wish most of those links in the article weren't broken. The descriptions were still funny, though.

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DonRetrasado wrote:I like how she says she's a teenager apropos of nothing and he immediately starts leering at her.
It is a very interesting mmm that he makes at that point. It really looks like I am not missing out on much by not watching porn
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