So I started posting REALLY bad dog training advice

[hobs707@mac.com]

My family and I have dogs, and I love them to death, but when they get on my nerves I like to joke about terrible things to do to them. My dad, who is british and therfore awesome, had even an elaborate plot with the neighbor to put the dogs on a raft they constructed and light it on fire and push it out to the lake and have everyone salute it.

ANY way, all of this talk gave me the idea to start a twitter to post really bad dog training advice. I would love to get you guy's opinions on it, since I feel SMBC attracts the type of minds that wouldn't be offended by things like "fido peeing on furniture again? Have him put to sleep. With sedatives. So he sleeps. Then gas him. With helium. For laughs. Then drown him"

Here's the link, let me know what you think follow if you like it [urlhttp://twitter.com/owningyourdog[/url]

[Edminster]

30. If you're new here and you want to promote your webcomic/blog/comedy website, do so in your signature. If you post a thread about it, expect to get exiled to the Outlands or banned.

[hobs707@mac.com]

Oops, sorry!

[Kimra]

put the dogs on a raft they constructed and light it on fire and push it out to the lake and have everyone salute it.

The dogs just gonna jump off into the water you know?

[Amerika]

wait dogs are real?

[Kimra]

No.

But if they were clearly the dog would jump into the water.

If it were a dragon however, well that bitch be toast.

[Amerika]

Dragons are flameproof right? I mean, otherwise they'd fry 'emselves.

[smiley_cow]

Only flameproof dragons. Not the other ones though.

[Apocalyptus]

They don't live too long, which is why we don't hear about them.

[Amerika]

I don't think they live long enough to procreate. Not-being-flameproof is a genetic disease amongst dragons.