When I'm rich!

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Re: When I'm rich!

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Thus you pity yourself. You/I should stop wallowing!
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Re: When I'm rich!

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uh the zing was ironic

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I'm not a hipster, I don't get irony.
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Neither do hipsters. Zing?
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Bazinga!
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I'm so ironic I'm not a hipster.
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Or maybe you are practicing true irony and saying that to indicate that you are, in fact, a hipster
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Actually, I'm too fat to be a hipster.
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But how do we know you're not just fat ironically?
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Re: When I'm rich!

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You're just fat to accentuate your skinnyness.
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