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But... my ex-boyfriend is awful. That is why I left him.

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Clearly he didn't hit you hard enough.
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I have yet to meet a man who hit me hard enough...

....to teach me to love.

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You need to try harder. This is all your fault you understand.
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Most things are. :\

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I've taught a woman a thing or two, if you know what I mean. :wink:

Though they suffocate under all that concrete pretty quickly, so it doesn't do them too much good.
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It's okay, you taught them all they need to know. :D

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My ex-boyfriend left me for a girl. I don't want him back, he'll probably smell like vaginas.
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or hookers!

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Don't hookers smell like vaginas?
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Mostly they smell of sleezy men, and sometimes flowers.
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They smell of men's deodorant so that wives don't get suspicious about their man coming home with perfume on him.


Not that I've watch a documentary about whores.

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So instead of thinking he's been with some whore, you think he's cheating on you with a work mate? Gee, comforting.
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makes me wonder what space hookers smell like

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