Yo Aussies!

[Olax]

Does the Australian Santa live on the South Pole?

[smiley_cow]

Do your maps have North at the top or South at the top?

[Edminster]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could survive for more than a few minutes on the death-continent you call home?

[Olax]

North*. Otherwise Italy wouldn't look like a boot, but more like a jumping crocodile or something.

*Geographic North. Not the magnetic North, of course. That'd be stupid.

[Apocalyptus]

Does the Australian Santa live on the South Pole?

I don't think so.

[Kimra]

Do your maps have North at the top or South at the top?

What are you talking about, East is at the top.

[Apocalyptus]

I thought it was South South West.

[Olax]

Do your maps have North at the top or South at the top?

What are you talking about, East is at the top.

Wake up, Kimra. You've slept for over 400 years.

[Kimra]

And what a wonderful world I woken to. Lame world and it's pollution. I want to go back to the good old time without sewerage systems or aqueducts. I mean really, what have to romans ever given us?

[Olax]

Wake up a bit more Kimra; you have misread the number 400.

[Sahan]

I think she just confused the timespan of the Roman Empire. A common era mistake.

[Olax]

To era is human.

[Kimra]

To bullshit is divine.