You like Tomatoes?
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You like Tomatoes?
Our Tomatoes are red
They are 100% tomato
you say tom-ay-to
not any more! Now you say mmmmmm
delicious
They are 100% tomato
you say tom-ay-to
not any more! Now you say mmmmmm
delicious
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Re: You like Tomatoes?
Mmmmmm!
It's working-- I want delicious tomatoes!
It's working-- I want delicious tomatoes!
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But... but there are no links! How am I supposed to know where I can buy such scrumptious morsels?Kovvy wrote:Mmmmmm!
It's working-- I want delicious tomatoes!
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I'm jonesing, man, I need a fix real bad! *scratch scratch*
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Bah, i just went a picked a heap of them from the garden. Some of us grow our own drugs.
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I'm a straight edge so I just say no to tomatoes.
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Come on, man. You ever had a salad? Nice red tomatoes in there-- just the thing.
Tomato soup on a cold winter day, grilled cheese sandwi-
GIMME THE TOMATOES ALREADY
Tomato soup on a cold winter day, grilled cheese sandwi-
GIMME THE TOMATOES ALREADY
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NO THEY'RE MINEKovvy wrote:Come on, man. You ever had a salad? Nice red tomatoes in there-- just the thing.
Tomato soup on a cold winter day, grilled cheese sandwi-
GIMME THE TOMATOES ALREADY
I'LL CUT YOU
(THAT LAST SENTENCE I WAS TALKING TO THE TOMATOES)
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WELL I HOPE YOU USE A SERRATED BLADE AND THEN SHARE YOUR TOMATOES WITH ME BECAUSE REALLY THEY ARE QUITE TASTY, ESPECIALLY WHEN FRESH-PICKED
I WILL BRING SOME FRESH MOZZARELLA AND BASIL LEAVES AND WE CAN MAKE A CAPRESE SALAD IF YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING
I WILL BRING SOME FRESH MOZZARELLA AND BASIL LEAVES AND WE CAN MAKE A CAPRESE SALAD IF YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING
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This is a crime against nature.Kimra wrote:Bah, i just went a picked a heap of them from the garden. Some of us grow our own drugs.
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Tomatoes
Listen, broseiden
Listen, broseiden King of the Brocean
You want [url=http://x-images3.bangbros.com/bigtitsro ... 50x300.jpg]these tomatoes[/url]. They're good tomatoes. They're red and juicy and you want to get a piece of that.
Now, what if I told you you could get these tomatoes not for full price, not for half price, not for quarter price, not for eighth price, not for sixteenth price.
[size=200]40% OFF[/size] tomatoes that's what I'm talking about
Listen, broseiden King of the Brocean
You want [url=http://x-images3.bangbros.com/bigtitsro ... 50x300.jpg]these tomatoes[/url]. They're good tomatoes. They're red and juicy and you want to get a piece of that.
Now, what if I told you you could get these tomatoes not for full price, not for half price, not for quarter price, not for eighth price, not for sixteenth price.
[size=200]40% OFF[/size] tomatoes that's what I'm talking about
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Way to be pedantic about the level of discount, Mr Tomato Hustler.
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Sahan, it seems your ridiculous assumptions have got us all in trouble again
way to go
way to go
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I want my tomatoes half-price or not at all.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?