Which Of These Ten Magical Items Would You Choose? And Why?

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Also fish farms should be treated like any other farm with the same restrictions that care for the animals. etc etc. I've seen some very good shows about the advancement in aquaculture farming etc.

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You are surrounded by 100 Roman soldiers out for your blood.

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You are surrounded by 100 Roman soldiers out for your blood.
What 2 items do you bring back from your time to defend yourself with?


They are 500 meters away on all sides of you and equipped as such: http://i.imgur.com/eQsof.jpg

Their only intent is to kill you. In order to survive, you must eliminate all 100. You have access to anything that's currently invented today. You cannot bring back anything you can't hold (no tanks, for example).

What 2 items do you choose?
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A fast acting chemical warfare thing that will kill them all quickly, and the antidote for me. Sucks to be the rest of the world, but there you have it.

Other option, a machine gun with armour piercing rounds, and spare ammo. But if the ammo is included with the machine gun I'd go for the second item being a kevlar body suit.
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A machine gun and a sit and spin.
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A flame thrower and a cigar.

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Any modern combat explosives would be enough to convince them you were some kind of god, really.
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Also, regarding original post:

#9.
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Two claymore anti-personnel mines.
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AHMETxRock wrote:Also, regarding original post:

#9.
Pretend to be Justin beaver. Get on air interview. Leave to go to the bathroom. Change to interviewer's boss. Ask him/her to meet me at my office. Then I become him/her, ask everyone but the camera man to leave the room. Step out into hallway. Turn into bin laden. On air, do stand up comedy.
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