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GreenCrayon
Traditional Iconoclast
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by GreenCrayon » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:11 pm
Amerika wrote: I
feel like you guys
are at a scrubs and I'm
at a
BO MERCL UB
As in, the offspring of a mermaid and a bear?
Your every point is as subtle as asparagus*.
* Srsly, it was just the image posts. The first one was kinda neat, but the novelty wore off very, very quickly. But I'm enjoying scrapping with you, so let's not stop.
Pirate.
Amerika
Like Cirtur, only funny
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by Amerika » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:19 pm
I don't know, I like the image posts. They're freeing
there's only so much I can do with italics
GreenCrayon
Traditional Iconoclast
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by GreenCrayon » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:24 pm
I liked the concept , but maybe just a few too many were thrown out in short order.
I guess I just felt sad because now Julian Assange is dead I don't know HOW HE'S GOING TO PLAY BATMAN NOW ?!?
P.S. I love italics.
Pirate.
Amerika
Like Cirtur, only funny
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by Amerika » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:42 pm
he's dead? I thought he was just grounded
I guess he's dead to his people, the sky-travellers
Felstaff
XKCD spy
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by Felstaff » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:35 am
What is all this hubbub and ballyhoo? I can't even begin
PyroPrav
The party don't start 'til I chime in
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by PyroPrav » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:39 am
Felstaff is obviously a double agent..
BUT FOR WHICH SIDE??!?
The answer will be revealed.. after these commercials.
They say love is the most powerful force in the universe. I'm trying to harness it to make weapons of mass destruction.
Adbot
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by Adbot » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:50 am
Flysby Mediadvertainment wrote: A park. A father and his son are walking next to each other. Michael and Scott are their names. Patrick walks by them.
Patrick: Why do you even have a son? You are not utilising the possibilities!
Michael stops walking and stares at Scott.
Michael: You're right! [to scott] Son!
Scott: Yes father?
Michael: I've got big plans for you.
Scott: Cripes, dad!
Michael: Son?
Scott: Yes.
Michael: Don't...don't talk like that.
Fight Montage.
Michael: Okay-
Sorry that should say Fight Mortgage.
Michael: Son, we're going to the the Fight Bank.
Sorry that should say Fight Wank.
Michael: Son.
Scott: Yes father?
Michael: This is going to be uncomfortable.
Sorry that should say ERECT
Michael: Son-
Which part should say ERECT? That is DELIBERATELY AMBIGIOUS!
Michael: Sun
Sun: Yes, human?
Michael: Good job, Sun. Keep on shining.
Sun: Glad to to have your support .
Scott: Was that sarcasm at my dad, son?
Sun: No, I really needed the validation of something a trillion times smaller than me.
Michael: Was that sarcasm at my sun, son?
Sun: No.
Dad: You knew what I meant!
Sun: DEATH TO AMERICA
Scott: Oh shit!
Sun: Nah I'm just playin'.
Edminster
Tested positive for Space-AIDS
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by Edminster » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:51 am
Man, commercials are weird nowadays.
ol qwerty bastard wrote: bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
PyroPrav
The party don't start 'til I chime in
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by PyroPrav » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:44 am
I'm gonna go do some reconnaissance work to get the answer..
They say love is the most powerful force in the universe. I'm trying to harness it to make weapons of mass destruction.
Roman Cilicia
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by Roman Cilicia » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:36 am
Hey falstaff, enjoying randall's dick much?
Felstaff
XKCD spy
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by Felstaff » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:57 pm
HOW DO YOU FIND THESE THINGS??!?
At least they don't know my name is Michael Savu.
Roman Cilicia
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by Roman Cilicia » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:20 pm
A romanian?
No wonder you're an antisocial hipster fuck
I hate nigs. I mean, why do they have to make me feel like this? My stomach gets all knotted, my speech stumbles, and I just want to be with them. I guess I have jungle fever.
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DonRetrasado
los más retrasadadados
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by DonRetrasado » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:34 pm
Roman Cilicia wrote: A romanian?
No wonder you're an antisocial hipster fuck
You're really not even trying at this point.
Astrogirl wrote: Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote: That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
Felstaff
XKCD spy
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by Felstaff » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:45 pm
Yeah, you could have at least gone along the lines of "no wonder you're responsible for 95% of credit card fraud in Germany in 2006"
That would have cut deep , man.
Kovvy
Bride Of Galactus
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by Kovvy » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:57 pm
Roman Cilicia wrote:
I want to marry a black man.
So many things are becoming clear.