Felstaff

Sorry TigerCrew, but she bribed me better than you did.

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Re: Felstaff

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Amerika wrote:I feel like you guys are at a scrubs and I'm at a BOMERCLUB
As in, the offspring of a mermaid and a bear?

Your every point is as subtle as asparagus*.

* Srsly, it was just the image posts. The first one was kinda neat, but the novelty wore off very, very quickly. But I'm enjoying scrapping with you, so let's not stop.
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Re: Felstaff

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I don't know, I like the image posts. They're freeing

there's only so much I can do with italics

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Re: Felstaff

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I liked the concept, but maybe just a few too many were thrown out in short order.

I guess I just felt sad because now Julian Assange is dead I don't know HOW HE'S GOING TO PLAY BATMAN NOW?!?

P.S. I love italics.
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Re: Felstaff

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he's dead? I thought he was just grounded

I guess he's dead to his people, the sky-travellers

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Re: Felstaff

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What is all this hubbub and ballyhoo? I can't even begin
255 characters of free advertising space? I'm selling these line feather jackets...

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Re: Felstaff

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Felstaff is obviously a double agent..

BUT FOR WHICH SIDE??!?


The answer will be revealed.. after these commercials.
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Re: Felstaff

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Flysby Mediadvertainment wrote:A park. A father and his son are walking next to each other. Michael and Scott are their names. Patrick walks by them.

Patrick: Why do you even have a son? You are not utilising the possibilities!

Michael stops walking and stares at Scott.

Michael: You're right! [to scott] Son!

Scott: Yes father?

Michael: I've got big plans for you.

Scott: Cripes, dad!

Michael: Son?

Scott: Yes.

Michael: Don't...don't talk like that.

Fight Montage.

Michael: Okay-

Sorry that should say Fight Mortgage.

Michael: Son, we're going to the the Fight Bank.

Sorry that should say Fight Wank.

Michael: Son.

Scott: Yes father?

Michael: This is going to be uncomfortable.

Sorry that should say ERECT

Michael: Son-

Which part should say ERECT? That is DELIBERATELY AMBIGIOUS!

Michael: Sun

Sun: Yes, human?

Michael: Good job, Sun. Keep on shining.

Sun: Glad to to have your support.

Scott: Was that sarcasm at my dad, son?

Sun: No, I really needed the validation of something a trillion times smaller than me.

Michael: Was that sarcasm at my sun, son?

Sun: No.

Dad: You knew what I meant!

Sun: DEATH TO AMERICA

Scott: Oh shit!

Sun: Nah I'm just playin'.

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Man, commercials are weird nowadays.
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Re: Felstaff

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I'm gonna go do some reconnaissance work to get the answer..
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Re: Felstaff

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Hey falstaff, enjoying randall's dick much?

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Re: Felstaff

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HOW DO YOU FIND THESE THINGS??!?

At least they don't know my name is Michael Savu.
255 characters of free advertising space? I'm selling these line feather jackets...

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Re: Felstaff

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A romanian?

No wonder you're an antisocial hipster fuck

I hate nigs. I mean, why do they have to make me feel like this? My stomach gets all knotted, my speech stumbles, and I just want to be with them. I guess I have jungle fever.
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Re: Felstaff

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Roman Cilicia wrote:A romanian?

No wonder you're an antisocial hipster fuck
You're really not even trying at this point.
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Re: Felstaff

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Yeah, you could have at least gone along the lines of "no wonder you're responsible for 95% of credit card fraud in Germany in 2006"

That would have cut deep, man.
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Re: Felstaff

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Roman Cilicia wrote: I want to marry a black man.
So many things are becoming clear.

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