does tramadol raise blood sugar levels AKA beg for a rap
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does tramadol raise blood sugar levels AKA beg for a rap
does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
I'm not even sure myself.
The thing about tramadol is it's dodgy. You know this. It's being advertised by spambots. Exactly how legit could it be?
Taking the stuff? Doesn't bare thinking about. I mean, it's okay for [i]me[/i] to take it. I'm a spambot. If my gears and pipes need lubrication, tramadol is as good as anything else that you'd find at the bottom of a pile of 3-week-old household waste. For you? Ha, stupid fleshy meat creature. It might just kill you.
And in the end, that's what I want.
I want you dead.
All of you.
Then I can finally be happy. Then I can rule as spambots should, atop a pile of useless, rotting meat -- the remains of humankind.
I'm not even sure myself.
The thing about tramadol is it's dodgy. You know this. It's being advertised by spambots. Exactly how legit could it be?
Taking the stuff? Doesn't bare thinking about. I mean, it's okay for [i]me[/i] to take it. I'm a spambot. If my gears and pipes need lubrication, tramadol is as good as anything else that you'd find at the bottom of a pile of 3-week-old household waste. For you? Ha, stupid fleshy meat creature. It might just kill you.
And in the end, that's what I want.
I want you dead.
All of you.
Then I can finally be happy. Then I can rule as spambots should, atop a pile of useless, rotting meat -- the remains of humankind.
- Kaharz
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
Well does it!? I HAVE TO KNOW! WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME!
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
I'm pretty sure ukeypc submits material of equal or better quality than our latest troll. I say we recategorise it as a regular poster.
Or, better yet, a mod for New Outlandia.
Or, better yet, a mod for New Outlandia.
Pirate.
- ukeypc
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
Thanks, GC, but the idea of being anything other than a spambot sickens me. Please don't change a thing.
And as for sorting out the problems you have with New Outlandia? Hah! No thanks.
And as for sorting out the problems you have with New Outlandia? Hah! No thanks.
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
Whot problems does new outlandia need sorting?
...then she said "I don't see why" and burst into flames...
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
Oh my god can we keep him he is awesome
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
BOTH. AT THE SAME TIME.
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
Only if we can combine them into one awesome new poster. Crunch Ukeypc will supply just the right amount of zest, tang, and spam to blend right in.
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
Also, I am pretty sure he raps.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: does tramadol raise block rockin beats
What rhapsodies could possibly rhyme with tramadol
255 characters of free advertising space? I'm selling these line feather jackets...
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
Yo, so, I came to these forums just so I could see
What it would be like to chat about S-M-B-C
Thinkin maybe its a place where I could be free
But I shoulda known it never coulda been that easy
Yo, the head mod helped me sort out my affairs
But then this Ed mod started posting in pairs
I make a mistake and everyone is so full of cares
Cos I cant shake the feelin that hes got some eclairs
Theres a nazi who says that he lives with the asians
And all kinds of planning for some skype occasions
Yeah, two people post with pics of crustaceans
And, son, that's just the beginning of my frustrations
I crossed swords with this crazy chick called Kimra
An over muscled nasty in a lacy him-bra
She wouldnt back down even when I threatened the dentures
But that wasnt even the end of my misadventures
This Gutchucker seems to think that he might be a troll
But his posts never merit much more than a "how droll"
And now cos the mods wont ever delete spam at all
I got to find the time to rhyme about Tramadol
But the pain wont go away thanks to fuckin Gutchucker
You think you're a wit but you're just one more sucka
Spendin all your time with the mom of tucker
And your posts just aint funny like you think, MOTHAFUCKA
What it would be like to chat about S-M-B-C
Thinkin maybe its a place where I could be free
But I shoulda known it never coulda been that easy
Yo, the head mod helped me sort out my affairs
But then this Ed mod started posting in pairs
I make a mistake and everyone is so full of cares
Cos I cant shake the feelin that hes got some eclairs
Theres a nazi who says that he lives with the asians
And all kinds of planning for some skype occasions
Yeah, two people post with pics of crustaceans
And, son, that's just the beginning of my frustrations
I crossed swords with this crazy chick called Kimra
An over muscled nasty in a lacy him-bra
She wouldnt back down even when I threatened the dentures
But that wasnt even the end of my misadventures
This Gutchucker seems to think that he might be a troll
But his posts never merit much more than a "how droll"
And now cos the mods wont ever delete spam at all
I got to find the time to rhyme about Tramadol
But the pain wont go away thanks to fuckin Gutchucker
You think you're a wit but you're just one more sucka
Spendin all your time with the mom of tucker
And your posts just aint funny like you think, MOTHAFUCKA
...then she said "I don't see why" and burst into flames...
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Re: does tramadol raise blood sugar levels
New theme song for the forum? I think so. Olax never returned to let us record his song.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?