Pet Peeves: those things we really hate

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Sound-activated shock collar. Problem solved!
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Sounds like good times
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Almost similar to this. When I get a bag of jelly beans at work, and pick out and eat all the flavors I dislike first, so that only the delicious ones remain. Then and only then will someone walk up and ask for some. I think they're secretly watching me and waiting for me to finish getting out the less delicious candy first.
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Don't worry, you're part of us now. We'll give you all the help you need.

Also, you didn't tell me when you became an Australian woman. I'm hurt.
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I think 'Peeve' would be a great name for a pet.
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When food packaging calls itself 'Whole Wheat' and while the first ingredient is whole wheat flour somewhere in the next three ingredients is white flour. Or when you finally find a mutli-grain bread where all the grains and not the just the flour is whole wheat, and it's got corn syrup in it.

None of this would be an issue except I've got some kind of weird intolerance to refined food. And my life would be so much easier if apparently the food industry wasn't trying to sneak it to me. -___-
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You'll have to search up the most colourful organic food store you can find! The more colours and the dirtier the paper bags, the more natural it all is
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People who think The Big Bang was an actual explosion.
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Eisbreaker wrote:People who think The Big Bang was an actual explosion.
It... it wasn't?

But--but the picture!
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People who take the Bible literally, and who don't take the time to learn about the basic history of the Bible and how it came about.
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Felstaff wrote:
Eisbreaker wrote:People who think The Big Bang was an actual explosion.
It... it wasn't?

But--but the picture!
It had rapid expansion and crazy high temperatures. That's close enough for me!
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Sahan wrote:People who take the Bible literally, and who don't take the time to learn about the basic history of the Bible and how it came about.
Oh yeah, this. Especially when they're in my family and insist on spamming facebook with anti-abortion stuff. Fantastic.
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That's funny, my pet peeve is BABY MURDERERS
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Whatever, those babies hadn't even accepted Jesus.
Damn babies.
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