I am Electric

[In Jam]

I think that's the point I'm here to make, I am pure electricity and you are wires. If you get fried, you weren't good wires, you couldn't handle the voltage.

If you can handle it, you get to pass energy through yourself.

[In Jam]

Alright, so I made this thread to talk about myself and how much better I am than you.


I think one of the main reasons is my incredibly wit and artistry that I utilise in creating these perfectly formed posts that I then deposit in these threads you have. They operate on multiple levels of irony, creativity and pure philosophy. Philosophy of the human spirit.

And I accept that you are intimidated, and that is why you try to ignore them. That by replying you might draw comparisons between your weak, petty post and my golden colossus of a post. Well I am here to tell you that comparisons are ineveitable, even if you don't reply to the post directly. By simply posting below me your readers are also my readers. And I will not apologise. Jesus didn't apologise for healing the blind man because it made the doctor look bad. Yuri Gagarin didn't apologise to the americans for winning the space race. And I am not going to apologise to you.

Deal with it or commit* to it

*suicide

[sotic]

O Great and Glorious In Jam,

Is it not too much to ask for, to want a forum where persons can happily and casually converse with friendliness,

and not feel the need to compare ourselves, prove who has the cleverest mind, who has the largest avatar-penis,

not argue about who gets it and who doesn't, not scramble for the highest horse, and just be nice to each other?

Why does the demonstration of buoyant wit have to make others sink in the vicinity? Why can't we all just get along?

Why do you so desire a constant battle between yourself and others? If you want to prove you are best, then let it be proven;

but please let that be that and step off your pedestal and be civil with us.

[In Jam]

I AM GOD

[Eisbreaker]

prove who has the cleverest mind, who has the largest avatar-penis

But look, Sotic, you have so many robot dicks in your avatar!

[DonRetrasado]

who has the largest avatar-penis,

(it's me)

[In Jam]

DR you don't count because you are a homo

[DonRetrasado]

nuh uh, you're a homo for saying so

[Edminster]

nuh uh, you're a homo for saying so

It rhymes therefore it is law.

Man that LordRetard was gay, though.

Speaking as a homo.

[In Jam]

Hey bro I'm not confused about my sexuality like you are. You call me a homo it just falls off me


But DR, you seem very affected by being called a homo, perhaps because you are one?

[In Jam]

My avatar is an alien dick
But human dick makes me feel sick
I like to give vaginas a lick
I post this with a click

[DonRetrasado]

LordRetard was not gay
he did that by not being so...gay

[In Jam]

that was a non-rhyme, so it isn't true