I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.

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Edminster wrote:Childbirth is easy. Carry a weight for a while, then squat and grunt for a bit. Bam! child born

i don't know why women get all superior about it
Hell, I do that after a big dinner! Amirite?

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I DO THAT WHEN I GET MY SWEAT ON AT THE GYM. HUFF HUFF
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I just assumed as a man Ed just naturally understands this sort of thing better than women do.
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smiley_cow wrote:I just assumed as a man Ed just naturally understands things better than women do.
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote: (Is fix'd still a thing to say?)
(It doesn't matter, it's New Outlandia. There are no rules.)
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No, Ed understands childbirth better because he was actually born. Unlike the rest of us, who were decanted from vats.
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I once heard the ladies at my karate school talking about a young student (couldn't have been older than 8) and how he didn't have a soul. I did a double take and had to eavesdrop. Apparently he was a testtube baby... that means they don't have souls. At least to some strange people it means that. >_>

Seriously who the hell says that about an 8 year old?!
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I like how 8 and closing your brackets turned into 8).

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...

Wow people are stupid
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Lethal had a post up but he deleted it.

It was pretty funny, here's the main joke. I'm going out with a girl on friday (She's 2 8)

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Sandwiches wrote:Lethal had a post up but he deleted it.

It was pretty funny, here's the main joke. I'm going out with a girl on friday (She's 2 8)
Well, thank you. I pulled it down only because it didn't work without the space, which ruined it for me.

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No bother mate no bother

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I'm glad the joke got shared. It entertained me. :)
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I also smiled heartily at this joke.
I thought you would want to know.
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I let out a snort of amusement.
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