I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.

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Edminster wrote:Well duh, how else will I ensure that The Gay lasts another generation?
didn't think that through when we were all running through our "evolution strategies" did you
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You'll never get anywhere converting people one at a time. You guys need to get on a kids show or something and convert a whole bunch at once.
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DonRetrasado wrote:
Edminster wrote:Well duh, how else will I ensure that The Gay lasts another generation?
didn't think that through when we were all running through our "evolution strategies" did you
fun fact all vampire stories are based on a gay man in romania in the 1300s
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Edminster wrote:Well duh, how else will I ensure that The Gay lasts another generation?
Well if you all raise children, they turn out The Gay.
Duh.

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Plus all those gay men working in fashion who cause tight pants for men to become fashionable so they can ogle and convert more young men. I read it in a book, it must be true.
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Don't women wear tight pants too? Must be the fault of all those gay women in fashion. Straight men and women don't like to ogle people, I know this for a fact.
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No, tight pants on women are designed to tempt innocent straight men towards THE DEVIL.
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We straight men are the most persecuted group alive!

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All those women forcing you to stare and grope at their attractive parts. And people say the women have it hard!
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In the good old times you could have sex with a woman and if she went off crying to the local constabulary you'd hear nothing more about it.

Of course now there's a 1 in 11 chance they might try to prosecute you! And that adds up over time.

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I even know some of these women who I ogle! It's mindblowing!
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carbonstealer wrote:All those women forcing you to stare and grope at their attractive parts. And people say the women have it hard!
I know I'd take childbirth over that any day!

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Childbirth is easy. Carry a weight for a while, then squat and grunt for a bit. Bam! child born

i don't know why women get all superior about it
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Ed knows about childbirth 'cause he's gay.
...Is that how it works? Come on, work with me here!
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Know Thine Enemy
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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