I am sex positive and so can you! Or not, it's all good.

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That's for me to know. And, apparently, for you to know as well!
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I learned so much about polyamorism (dictionary suggests "polymorphism") and the 'disable smilies' function in the Post A Reply from this thread. Thank you.

Appealing as polymorphism is, I find it hard (and expensive) keeping one relationship afloat, let alone satellite relationships. 8)
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Polymorphism works out great for any kids in the relationship, who get multiple inheritances.
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Felstaff wrote:in the Post A Reply from this thread
In which post?
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Polymorphism works out great for any kids in the relationship, who get multiple inheritances.
That's clever.
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But don't they also have to share it with more kids?
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It was a programming joke.
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Yeah, didn't you get it? Clearly you don't have the advanced programming knowledge that we all do!


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Oh uh, yeah I can totally do programming jokes.

C++? Why not A++, amirite?

Hahaha!
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Hahahaha, supreme programming humour there, which I totally understand. I'm not baffled by what the heck "C++" means. I understand that C++ is a programming thing, that is too complicated to go into detail here.

Another programming joke, what's the deal with all these 1s and 0s? Don't this computer know how to draw a 2?

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Woah, don't get so technical. This is a place for fun, not technical pedantic discussions.
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The phrase "sex positive" to me always sounds like a disease, like "I am HIV positive," and I keep thinking someone should be saying "I tested positive for sex" just like "I tested positive for SHIV and now have Space-AIDS."
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Euclidthegreek wrote:"I tested positive for SHIV and now have Space-AIDS."
The proper terminology is "I got SHIV'd and now I have Space-AIDS :("
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Edminster wrote:
Euclidthegreek wrote:"I tested positive for SHIV and now have Space-AIDS."
The proper terminology is "I got SHIV'd and now I have Space-AIDS :("
My apologies. I realize it's a sensitive topic for you, and I should have been more careful with my terminology.
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I live near Seattle. It's pretty kinky here. It's no San Fran but it's progressive.
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