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I read the news today, oh boy
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You have to go under the burkha first.
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Oh god, I can never get those things off. Like that time in the movie theatre, the woman's father had a gun pointed at the back of my head the ENTIRE time. Never go to the movies with a woman who's father won't let you sit in the same theatre as her.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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That sounds more like you went on a date with a man pointing a gun at you and you pretended there was a reason.
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It was really just a coincidence that there happened to be a woman in a burkha sitting a few seats away.
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Let's be honest.Cirtur wrote:That sounds more like you went on a date with a man pointing a penis at you and you pretended there was a reason.
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Don't tell me you never thought of just jizzing on random strangers and running away. I'd do too, if not for the DNA tests.Lethal Interjection wrote:Let's be dicks.Cirtur wrote:That sounds more like you went on a date with a man pointing a penis at you and you pretended there was a reason.
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In other news, some people went ahead and mathematically modelled a zombie outbreak.
In Forum-related news, you all continue to suck by not posting.
In Forum-related news, you all continue to suck by not posting.
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I post as much as I can. There's no way I can make up for the lack of both Mage and Cirtur. And I lack the funny that most people want in posts. Really it's better if I don't post. Woe is me. Or something.Edminster wrote:In other news, some people went ahead and mathematically modelled a zombie outbreak.
In Forum-related news, you all continue to suck by not posting.
p.s. that counts as a post just for the sake of posting to make you happy.
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I was informed of this on Saturday. I hear that completely eradicating the zombie outbreak is an unstable equilibrium, it is far more likely that zombies will win. So I think Frostbite can just relax and give up now I think.Edminster wrote:In other news, some people went ahead and mathematically modelled a zombie outbreak.
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Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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I can see you're hurtin', Ed.Edminster wrote:In Forum-related news, I really miss Cirtur, and wish you'd all post anything for no reason like he would.
Hold on in there, buddy. Be strong.
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It's just as fun to sit in the back of a theater with a squirt bottle.AHMETxRock wrote:Don't tell me you never thought of just jizzing on random strangers and running away. I'd do too, if not for the DNA tests.Lethal Interjection wrote:Let's be dicks.Cirtur wrote:That sounds more like you went on a date with a man pointing a penis at you and you pretended there was a reason.
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Plus, it'd really mess up the ecosystem if they stopped eating brains.Sahan wrote:I hear that completely eradicating the zombie outbreak is an unstable equilibrium, it is far more likely that zombies will win.
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Yes, the television needs a sort of competition or else they'll become pests.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.