I have a bladder, I just don't normally whip it out and spill it when I'm at a stadium. Though to be fair, I've never been to a stadium before.Cirtur wrote:The container is called the bladder.
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That's a common misconception. They're actually just surgically removed in Toronto.Cirtur wrote:The container is called the bladder.
You wouldn't know; Canadians are born without bladders.
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Yeah I've been to a cricket game where Australia was not winning and the section of the crowd I was in got drunk and restless. A 2L bottle of cordial got thrown at someone's face whilst still about half full. Not pleasant. It's not the wave, it's just that some people are assholes.
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You crazy Aussies. Who brings cordial to a sporting event?Sahan wrote:Yeah I've been to a cricket game where Australia was not winning and the section of the crowd I was in got drunk and restless. A 2L bottle of cordial got thrown at someone's face whilst still about half full. Not pleasant. It's not the wave, it's just that some people are assholes.
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That was what confused me the most too, actually.
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It wouldn't surprise me if they'd brought the cordial for their kids to drink.
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But apparently they forgot that you need to open the top and serve into a cup before delivering the stuff to someone's face.
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Mmmm..... Gin and Cordial... The drink of champions!
Also, apparently, Australian cricket fans....
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Slovakia beats Italy!
Great game, too.
Now the Kiwis just nead to force a draw and Italy joins France in not making it to the round of 16.
Great game, too.
Now the Kiwis just nead to force a draw and Italy joins France in not making it to the round of 16.
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Paraguay and New Zealand drew this morning. Looks like it's Slovakia and Paraguay in that pool.
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Forgot to check that. Great that Italy is out. I didn't even really think that Slovakia had a chance to move on (I thought they lost to NZ), but that's fantastic! My coworker is 1st generation Slovakian, and this is their first time (since the Czech/Slovak split) to qualify for the tournament. And they are quick and great to watch (even when they aren't beating Italy).smiley_cow wrote:Paraguay and New Zealand drew this morning. Looks like it's Slovakia and Paraguay in that pool.
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In another more different international war, two men hit a ball back and forth for record time!
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I was rooting for Slovenia but someone has recently informed me that they were already removed ages ago! Crazy. I still think they'll win.
Actually it's done.Cirtur wrote:Unbenkownest to many citizens of planet earth, the Infinite Tennis has just begun and will continue for eternity.