Be careful when giving blood...
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
I would caution against donating more than 1 pint in one sitting. The risks of anaemia increase with excessive blood loss.
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
I must burn down my house. And eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
Whoa, I think I just passed out there for a second. And why is this lighter in my hand. And there are crumbs on my shirt. Hmmm.... OH DEAR GOD!
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
I must burn down my house and eat a sandwich.
Whoa, I think I just passed out there for a second. And why is this lighter in my hand. And there are crumbs on my shirt. Hmmm.... OH DEAR GOD!
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
Containment breach! Rustypup has escaped the news section!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
Shhh! Keep quiet or you'll scare him away!
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
Well, I'm back, and I'm pretty sure not dead (Hell would be worse, Heaven would be better, and if this is purgatory I'm pretty cool with that) so drinking roughly a half gallon of grape juice and eating an entire box of Life cereal must have done the trick. It's nice to know I'm cared for, and don't worry Lethal Interjection, that was an orphanage you burned down and I distinctly remember you punching out a rabbi to get that sandwich. Rest assured that you've committed two good deeds!
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
Ohohoho, Life cereal.
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
Full consequences come with it don't they?
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
Only if you have it with milk.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Full Milk Consequences!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
Being slightly lactose intolerant, this isn't far off from the truth.Sandwich wrote:Only if you have it with milk.
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Why is your signature stupid?
I couldn't come up with any kind of witty repartee, so I'm going to go with that one.
I couldn't come up with any kind of witty repartee, so I'm going to go with that one.
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
Wha... who's signature?
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why you gotta be hatin' on my stage name man i try my best and yeah my sig looks a little doofy because i have ghetto blasters duct taped to my hands but come on i am tryin'
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Re: Be careful when giving blood...
You should put boxing gloves on over them.
Clear that whole problem right up.
Clear that whole problem right up.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.