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Apocalyptus wrote:There's only one way to find out. Time to fire that ol' time machine back up again.

Can't, too busy wanking

We didn't need to evolve hands before we were able to wank.

ERM... I mean, wanking came into existance when Adam ate from the fruit of knowledge, becoming aware of the shame of their exposed genitals. God crafted the human body to perfection and mastubation is a terrible, terrible sin.

Technically, masturbating isn't a sin, masturbating to climax is a sin... but if you aren't climaxing, whats the point?

Well I guess it could get you revved up for some future sinning.

AHMETxRock wrote:We didn't need to evolve hands before we were able to wank.

ERM... I mean, wanking came into existance when Adam ate from the fruit of knowledge, becoming aware of the shame of their exposed genitals. God crafted the human body to perfection and mastubation is a terrible, terrible sin.

If God crafted the human body to perfection why was Adam aware of the shame of his exposed genitals?
Edit: That is, why is he ashamed derp

The fruit was not perfect and was a drug. It was perfectly fine for the angels to eat. Everyone fucking forgets about them, right? Everyone says "Why would god create the fruit just for mankind to fall from grace and into sin?
It's not always about you dammit!