Very nice forum!

flamingkinkos · Post by **flamingkinkos** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:40 pm

A free game online? It sounds too good to be true. Now if you were linking online casinos or porn, I'd believe you.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:10 pm

The sad thing is, he had me fooled up until the link.

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:15 am

The "Location: Turkey" gave it away to me, No one actually lives in Turkey its just a lesser state of death.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:37 am

we_are_138 wrote:The "Location: Turkey" gave it away to me, No one actually lives in Turkey its just a lesser state of death.

Yeah, like Antartica and Wyoming.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:45 am

plus i'd get tired of living in turkey all the time. Y'know, with Stuffing coming over and borrowing all your tools and then never giving them back. And Cranberry Sauce always peering through your windows.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:57 am

That two timing whore! I hoped he was flattering us, but he really wants us to play FREE GAMES ONLINE! I've never heard of playing free games online, so it has to be a scam.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:11 am

Yeah, he kinda had me fooled for the first few sentences, too. But let's be honest; he'll never be as good as office30.

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:40 am

GreenCrayon wrote:Yeah, he kinda had me fooled for the first few sentences, too. But let's be honest; he'll never be as good as office30.

Yeah, but come on, let's be fair here, comparing another bot to office30 is just demeaning, we should let them grow into good bots, without them knowing that they will never amount to anything remotely as good as Office30 already is.

Also, I think this is 100 posts, not counting my "post++" one! High fives all round.

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:51 am

Simon. wrote:Yeah, but come on, let's be fair here, comparing another bot to office30 is just demeaning, we should let them grow into good bots, without them knowing that they will never amount to anything remotely as good as Office30 already is.

Treat the bots mean, an' keep 'em keen, I say. Don't let them think they can get away with just any old "BuY pH3Nterm1n3 LOL" posts. They have to try hard to get our virtual currency, or even our click-throughs. Never stop trying, bots. Never.

Simon. wrote:Also, I think this is 100 posts, not counting my "post++" one! High fives all round.

Congratulations.

Have you had any thoughts about your title? I feel this is a suitable thread to hijack for the discussion thereof.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:34 pm

I still haven't come up with a suitable one for me that really takes my fancy, and it's been weeks.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:49 pm

i'll offer up these 100 post suggestions for either of you to claim:
pants are for the weak
tucker's mom is fat
port wine enthusiast*
pedonecrobovopheliac**

*y'know, so you can sound fancier
**someone who fornicates with dead baby cows

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:40 pm

Look at the bot guys name, it's Murdadont. Lets see what that means.

Murd - obviously trying to say Murder. Probably hinting at something.
a - The letter "A" don't get too side tracked.
dont - trying to tell you not to do something...lets fill in the blanks shall we.

Please try not to Murder me because I am a bot. I dont mean any harm. I just wanna sell you free games online because my wife kicked me out of the house

See, that is what his name truely stands for. Now we know, he means no harm.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:21 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:Now we know, he means no harm.

heh heh. Like those sweet aliens from Mars Attacks. "Do not run, we are your friends."

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:00 pm

I figured this was a false post from the title.
So funny.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:09 pm

TwoBuy wrote:
hawhaw1267 wrote:Now we know, he means no harm.
heh heh. Like those sweet aliens from Mars Attacks. "Do not run, we are your friends."

Yeah. I played cards with one of them...until he vaporized my arm off.