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Edminster wrote:Personally, I support City Name Sports Team. They're pretty good. When I get money, I'm considering buying a jersey.

Did you see the game yesterday? It was wicked. Popular player totally owned the field.

Are you going to buy a "new" jersey ed?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'd say that's a respectable 1000th post, considering I hate the Detroit Red Wings with a passion that most men will never know.

Sometimes I find a mushroom in my food and I don't really like mushrooms. So that's quite a bit of dislike there.

Sorry, I'm the one putting those mushrooms there. I do it to annoy you. It's actually a job. I get a paycheck in the mail every two weeks.

Could you maybe stop? Or at least tell me who employs you?

No one employs him. He just noticed a trend of a paycheck coming every two weeks whenever he does or does not put a mushroom in your food occasionally. Whether this is cause and effect or just a coincidence is not something he will fight, and neither should you.

Well I would not want to rob a man of his livelihood.

Yeah, especially considering my actual summer job has insisted on throwing me over a table and forcefully ravaging my anus. This is my best shot at making money.

I have applied for work at a bike shop.

Probably easier and better than lifeguarding.

Hopefully. I put my interests as cycling and bike repair.

You make it sound like an RPG, or The Sims.

Is that where you put all your points?

No in the letter along with my CV (Resume) I put that I LOVE cycling and bike repair.

Did you include your love for pedophilia too?