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Formal Titles

Postby Edminster » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:36 am

So, we've got 'His Excellency Lord Oldrac Cataphractos, called the Chitinous, Sovereign of all Crabs and protector of the Crustacean State, long may his reign endure', and we've got 'Minister Edminster'. What other formal titles are floating around here?
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Re: Formal Titles

Postby LordRetard » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:49 am

Well, I am 'Lord Retard'.
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Postby mountainmage » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:50 am

You need to wax poetic, Lord! Add more honorifics in there, and then it'll be formal.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
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Re: Formal Titles

Postby Edminster » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:54 am

How about you, Mage? You've gotta have a more formal title than 'mountainmage, King of Postcount++'
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Postby mountainmage » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:09 am

Hey, I didn't get to where I am today solely because of ++. I'd say ++ accounts for maybe 5-10% of my posts.

I'm thinking of something along the lines of:
The Supreme Magus of the Mountains, Conjurer of Death in Flame's Guise, Master of the Searing Touch, Possessor of the Hellfire Grimoire, He Whose Vision Sears the World, etc.*

No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
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Re: Formal Titles

Postby smiley_cow » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:16 am

AHMETxRock is 'AHMETxRock, Self Proclaimed King of the ChitChat Box'.

Man, I wish I had a formal title. If I were to proclaim myself 'Dame Smiley, Lady of the Cow and the Vast and Desolate Prairies', would it count?*

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Re: Formal Titles

Postby Edminster » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:29 am

Wow, as it turns out I am far too modest for this thread. I need to modify my Formal Title!

Pontifex Edminster, Spiritual Leader of the One True Forum, Interpreter of the Whims of Zach the Magnificent, Destroyer of Locomotives and Shaper of Spam-Bots.

Also Smiley? That's a jawesome Formal Title.
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Postby smiley_cow » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:37 am

Thank you! I stole it from a which called the area around where I live (i.e. my hometown the next hour and a half east) "A desolate stretch of Canadia's vast prairies".

If BBC calls it that, it must be true, right?
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Re: Formal Titles

Postby LordRetard » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:14 am

No one wants to live in the prairies. I am sorry.

Excuse me, I neglected to use my FULL title; it is Lord Paramount Retardus, Grand Wizard of the Chapter of Canadia, Angriest Man Alive, Harbinger of Plague, Ignorant Holocaust Denier, Alleged Sex Offender, Promoter of Intelligent Design, Part Falcon, Ruiner of Good Things, Black Tortoise of the North, von den Zurückgeblieben del Retraso of the Second Coming.
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Re: Formal Titles

Postby Cirtur » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:33 am

May I present the supreme Emperor Cirtur of the Perennials, Master of the 2nd Islands, Bride to the honourable Edminster, Joint ruler of New Outlandia and head of the Church Of Oak.
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Re: Formal Titles

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Re: Formal Titles

Postby astasia » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:21 pm

If I may present to the academy, Madam Astasia the First, Queen of Englands New, Premier Lesbian, Joint Ruler of New Outlandia, High-Mistress of the Breasts, Educator of the Lords.
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Re: Formal Titles

Postby Edminster » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:28 pm

Would Wolf get a Formal Title? I should think so, but then again I am not well-versed in the ways of the Northern She-Barbarians...
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Re: Formal Titles

Postby mountainmage » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:01 pm

No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
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