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Baby-Jumping.

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Best sport ever?

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I believe you are forgetting masturbation? It's the sport where everyone's a winner.

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Cirtur wrote:I believe you are forgetting masturbation? It's the sport where everyone's a winner.
Unless you're using like, knives, or something.

... Which I don't...?

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You can't remember whether or not you use knives?

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You know me, everything is kind of a blur in my mind since I started getting into the coconut juice.

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I hope you didn't drink rotting coconut juice. That stuff is vicious.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Damn you Coconut Joe! Corrupting anyone with the least coconutic tendencies.

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Cirtur wrote:I believe you are forgetting masturbation? It's the sport where everyone's a winner.
You've forgotten that you could masturbate while baby-jumping.
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Why...that's the most beautiful fusion I've ever imagined.

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astasia wrote:You've forgotten that you could masturbate while baby-jumping.
With knives?
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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*Gasp* It only gets more glorious!

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
astasia wrote:You've forgotten that you could masturbate while baby-jumping.
With knives?
Depends on how much coconut juice you've had.
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Cirtur wrote:*Gasp* It only gets more glorious!
It's truly not a sport, then. It's an art.
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Is it really an art? Because I have it down to a science. A disturbingly sexy science. 8)

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LordRetard wrote:Is it really an art? Because I have it down to a science. A disturbingly sexy science. 8)
Just don't say it has anything to do with Chemistry.

Oldrac is not so much of a fan of that "science."
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