Baby-Jumping.

[Sahan]

Woohoo! I gave up my native tongue to learn to speak in a language that isn't genuine!

[LordRetard]

Are you saying that most modern european languages aren't real languages then because they use the latin alphabet?

No, because Latin was the language of Jesus, therefore all that is written with the Latin script must be True. Except for Viet. Those tonal accents just flip me off.

[astasia]

Are you saying that most modern european languages aren't real languages then because they use the latin alphabet?

No, because Latin was the language of Jesus, therefore all that is written with the Latin script must be True. Except for Viet. Those tonal accents just flip me off.

No, Jesus spoke Aramaic and would read/write Hebrew.

Fail.

[Cirtur]

I was there and Jesus spoke english like any true 'merican.

[AHMETxRock]

I like this topic. See, my religious book has about every single sound dictated to prevent confusion. You guys might say, oh why do I have to learn a language to do this religion thing, but at least we can avoid these silly matters.
I make it rain, I make it snow. I made you cry as I impregnated your ho.
By the way, the first sentence was a metaphor for the more literal second sentence. See how easily things can get confused in just one language? Try translating and editing a book repeatedly over 2000 years, and see what happens.

[Cirtur]

Try digging up copies from around the same time and finding out that they were almost exactly the same as the modern ones.

[AHMETxRock]

Almost gets pretty vague when there are 23 denominations or some crap like that which all are almost the same but all claim to be the true path.

[astasia]

Almost gets pretty vague when there are 23 denominations or some crap like that which all are almost the same but all claim to be the true path.

Here's a shortcut: It's all a bunch of lies.

There, that's much easier.

[smiley_cow]

See I don't know what ChooChoo was talking about, we can totally talk about religion! Look at how we get along.

Oh and acceptingJesusIntoYourHeartIsTheOnlyTruePathToHeavenSoThere!

[Cirtur]

Astasia! You threw off my groove.

[AHMETxRock]

Uh oh. Now Kuzco is going to throw you out the window, astasia! Run!

[astasia]

Astasia! You threw off my groove.

Fortunately, there's people to help you with that.

[Cirtur]

I was thinking more of a buddy film in an area of history rarely explored in animation.

[astasia]

See I don't know what ChooChoo was talking about, we can totally talk about religion! Look at how we get along.

Oh and acceptingJesusIntoYourHeartIsTheOnlyTruePathToHeavenSoThere!

I only believe in baby Jesus. I don't believe in grown-up adult Jesus.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Adult Jesus is all right in my book. But Godhead Vampire Jesus is a little too much for me.