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My wife totally objectified you after I showed her your pic you posted. So there you go.

If you steal my wife I will hunt you down and give you a sex change. I swear I will

Sahan wrote:You already sent us pictures of you. We are no longer capable of maintaining our fantasies.

That was harsh, dude.

Now, make it better, and tell me I'm pretty.

Khazd wrote:My wife totally objectified you after I showed her your pic you posted. So there you go.

If you steal my wife I will hunt you down and give you a sex change. I swear I will

Aw, yay.

Is your wife hot? Can I have sex with her?

astasia wrote:
Aw, yay.

Is your wife hot? Can I have sex with her?

Yes and no you cannot, for reasons that I have posted in another thread. I am under the impression that my wife is a huge closet lesbian and if she is ever given the opportunity, she will go full blown. She insists that she would be Bi, but I have my doubts.

I promise to never objectify you. I will oppress you, however.

I will do impressions of you.

This comic, in relation to this blog/news post and this coment, maked me smile at what Cirtur just said.
However, it does seem that this post has been true for a very long time. .

wait, where are these pictures and why wasn't i invited to objectify? objectifying women is a specialty of mine as one of the now seemingly rare hetero males around here.

I guess we heteroes don't feel the need to come out.

ruotwocone wrote:wait, where are these pictures and why wasn't i invited to objectify? objectifying women is a specialty of mine as one of the now seemingly rare hetero males around here.

I'm assuming either these tit pictures or, if you scroll down, this picture of me looking so awesome.

I objectification of women!

If I hadn't already been masturbating I probably would have started from those.

apologies for any spelling mistakes. One hand.

Cirtur wrote:If I hadn't already been masturbating I probably would have started from those.

apologies for any spelling mistakes. One hand.

I sometimes masturbate to pictures of myself, too!

Yeah, I got bored from looking at you so I went back onto thisgal(?)

Cirtur wrote:Yeah, I got bored from looking at you so I went back onto thisgal(?)

I hate trannies* that are prettier than I am.


*everyone

Like Linetrap?

If you copy a few words in a sentence, then post it in the search, you can get the link so that it pops up to the exact post.