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Oh yeah, for serious. If anyone finds those pictures of your breasts that you posted online, they'll fire you. It's totally not justified, so I recommend you never give your real information. I'm serious. I'm going for education myself, and I'm not trying to bait you. If they can connect you with the pictures and students at your school have seen them, they will fire your ass.
You probably know this injustice better than I do, but that Cirtur's post really brought this to my attention.

That's also why I'm not posting my real name/information. I'm not retarded enough to post about illegal stuff and just hope it never gets found.

Cirtur, this is not your own personal army, goddamnit!

They should call you the Flash because of how quickly you managed to reply to the topic.

Fuck you man I just woke up! I'm fucking starving and I have to go downtown to look for Mother's Day gifts because I'm working tomorrow and the next day.

Alright, alright. Clearly you have centipede problems.

Well, it is more likely than he had thought.

See, when I first opened this thread, I expected it to involve babies less.

While it does have the potential for some, and I use that word loosely, lulz, it really wouldn't be any fun.

I remember trying to do the same thing with a neo-nazi white supremist website, and got the same response. At least you aren't playing favourites, Mousetrap is way more fun.

Yeah I remember that as well. I didn't participate because I was too lazy, and it wasn't worth the effort, pretty much the same reason why I'm not participating in this one too.

Cirtur wrote:200 alts would take forever.

AHMETxRock wrote:So would getting laid. YET PEOPLE STILL ATTEMPT.

dude, getting laid is not that difficult.
Step 1: pretend to be an alpha male. Make lots of noise, act like an idiot, make sure everyone is paying attention to you (yes, most people will hate you but that isn't the point)
Step 2: find the floozy that is now eying you up because you have asserted yourself as the alpha male.
Step 3: buy her a drink and tell her she is kinda ok looking... don't go overboard with the compliments here. this woman obviously has low self esteem and too much complimenting scares her
Step 4: statement of intent - say something about how you want to get her naked
Step 5: repeat steps 3 + 4 until she is drunk enough to sleep with your ugly ass

I'd rather she sleep with my ugly P&~!$, but I guess you have your own kiny stuff to handle. Oh well?

Unintelligible'd!

Your penis is detachable? Oh, the possibilities. I have no idea why you're still sad and lonely. You could be raking in the dough in the porn industry.