Embarrassing and awkward moments

[Sahan]

He said that to trick you, when in fact he is only on the interent.

[your_face]

DISASTER AVERTED.
And there I was thinking Hawhaw was part of an embarrassingly poor plot involving the smbc forum and my sister.

[hawhaw1267]

For I am he, young one.*

*I always pictured that being an epic phrase uttered by only epic people...but typed on a forum, it just makes me look like a turd.

[LordRetard]

LESSON LEARNED; saying epic things simply does not work outside of a movie or role-playing in your parent's basement. It's extremely unfortunate, and similarly plainly embarrassing.

[AHMETxRock]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

I want Ed to go first, so I don't think my story is better and end up not having it be as good.

[Edminster]

Nah, you go first; My story only involves a "reformed" crackhead and the officer doing the whole intake procedure telling me that I better have been born in America, because he has no issue at all with deporting me. Also questionable taste in books.

[w1ndy]

I have a similar story, also about a 3rd party! Some guys in my brother's class (this was elementary school, mind you) were having a farting contest, and one of them shit their pants, which promptly slid down his leg. I feel bad for that kid.

All the kids are doing it.

[AHMETxRock]

Totally forgot about this topic.
Lesse... I'm a pretty swell guy, and also Muslim. When I was like 14 or something, I was going with fellow muslim students to a little gathering that we had every friday. We got together, we would pray for the evening, and we'd eat sweets and drink some soda while a man that knew arabic and english very well read from the Kuran. We'd discuss it, then go home. It was nice. We're getting together with other people that are moderately good people and we just learn. No biggie.

However, apparently a neighborly old woman and the police did not see this as a good thing. They suspected us of being a terrorist cell. I wasn't there at the time they interrogated everyone, but we had to sneak to meet one another. Luckily no one was deported, although I've known people who were.

[LordRetard]

I'm not known for religious tolerance but this is just fucking ridiculous.

[Rainbow]

One time I poisoned a well and got arrested. Talk about religious intolerance!

[Cirtur]

But Atheist like to kill people because they have no morals.

[LordRetard]

But Atheist like to kill people because they have no morals.

I think we should lock all of the ATHEISTS, then!

[Cirtur]

I was referring to the man CALLED Atheist who inspires all others without a god.

[Avalant]

Long story short I projectile vomited on a bar once.

[Cirtur]

Well sometimes the décor is hard to stomach.