World Beard and Mustache Championships

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Tue May 26, 2009 1:56 pm

Do you think you could compete?*

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... =104445752

*P.S. I wonder if this is a mens-only competition? Or are there bearded ladies?

Khazd · Post by **Khazd** » Tue May 26, 2009 2:40 pm

I tried growing my goatee really long, but the wife wouldn't have it. There was a reason* that I won't go into details about.

*except for in a footnote in tiny type. She said it tickled her ass too much.. you can guess when that would happen. Needless to say i keep it neat and trimmed now.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Tue May 26, 2009 6:32 pm

People send me that website all of the time. They assume I identify with them because I'm one of the few people my age that can grow normal facial hair.

I do feel some brotherhood toward these folk.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:05 pm

I've heard of this. It reminds me of the best show ever when there was a beard-off. I must say, the striped jacket guy gets my vote here. The other guys don't even compare.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:11 pm

Doesn't that take place in Alaska? The beard competition that is.

FengharTheNord · Post by **FengharTheNord** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:51 pm

Man, I can only hope that one day my face will be set upon by glorious and magical beardness. For now, I must deal with this incomplete scruff.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:04 pm

Rainbow wrote:I've heard of this. It reminds me of the best show ever when there was a beard-off. I must say, the striped jacket guy gets my vote here. The other guys don't even compare.

How do you not vote for the guy with London Bridge facial hair?

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:21 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:
Rainbow wrote:I've heard of this. It reminds me of the best show ever when there was a beard-off. I must say, the striped jacket guy gets my vote here. The other guys don't even compare.
How do you not vote for the guy with London Bridge facial hair?

Ok, so maybe that does compare. I didn't realize what was going on there, but that is fantastic. It indeed surpasses striped-jacket-guy.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:10 pm

I can't even get further than a messy stubble. I tried for 2 months to have the beard thing...but it got itchy when the stubble went out of control.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:59 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:I can't even get further than a messy stubble. I tried for 2 months to have the beard thing...but it got itchy when the stubble went out of control.

QUITTER!

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Wed May 27, 2009 2:49 am

*crys against Mountain Mage's shoulder*

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:23 pm

Shh, shh, it's ok. The bad man is just jealous.

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:24 pm

HawHaw and Mountain Mage are a couple?

Or, Mountain Mage is HawHaw's mother?

Intrigue and drama!

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:34 pm

No, it's just some good ol' hetero bromance!

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:55 pm

Like in Brokeback Mountain.

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