World Beard and Mustache Championships

[Rainbow]

I'm breaking it because this one is just weird and not funny. I mean, 'my religious leaders would be looking at me all mean, but then I'd just say it was a hot lesbian threesome and they'd instictively high-five me before realizing what they've done while saying 'nicccccccce' with hookers in space'?

[LordRetard]

Nicccccccce...

[hawhaw1267]

Well DUH Rainbow. Obviously the religious leaders would think it was nice while they were with hookers in space. They say space sex is the best sex you can have with hookers

[Rainbow]

The way it is phrased they are only talking about the threesome in space with some hookers. It is not even necessarily implied that they are sexing the hookers!

[hawhaw1267]

How else would you acquire space AIDs? It's only the most desired of diseases by all religious leaders. I hear that the Pope is building a space shuttle pretty soon*

*someone help back up my crazy thoughts

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Close. His miter is actually a rocket.

[AHMETxRock]

Close. Hitler is actually a rocket.

What I saw when first reading the line.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Also true.

[AHMETxRock]

Is it because he was going to propel the pure race towards heaven's kingdom?

[hawhaw1267]

Probably where Space AIDs came about. Must look into it further.

[mountainmage]

Close. Hitler is actually a rocket.

What I saw when first reading the line.

I'm going to have to go with Ahmet on this one. That's what I saw at first, probably because Hitler is a much more common word than miter.

"My religious leaders would be looking at me all mean, but then I'd just say it was a hot lesbian threesome and they'd instictively high-five me before realizing what they've done while saying 'nicccccccce' with hookers in space."

That is totally funny. I demand Khazd draw this immediately, or Fenghar. Either one. Or both.

[Khazd]

As MM commands, so shall it be done. Gimmie a few hours.

Edit: Wait, are these space hookers or regular ones? There is a big difference here.

[mountainmage]

If the hookers are in space, they are indeed space hookers. It's just redundant to say "with space hookers in space."

[Avalant]

If the hookers are in space, they are indeed space hookers. It's just redundant to say "with space hookers in space."

But what if you brought regular hookers into space? They're not space hookers, just hookers in space.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

And conversely, any hookers trained at the Space Hooker Academy can call themselves Space Hookers, even if they've subsequently moved away.