Sword naming contest

[Cirtur]

I told people my middle name was Percival for a while and that my friends name was Tom Angelo Draper.

[Asherian]

I went through a year at school with all my teachers convinced my first name was Someone.

I always had way to easy a time convincing teachers of random crap though.

[FengharTheNord]

I'm going to guess Elijah just because I like the name.

My uncle is named Elisha and my other uncle is named Jedidiah and my mom is named Mendocino.

I just realized you typed Elijah instead of Elisha but oh well. My relative's names are cool

Anyways, I won the name contest! Do I get some megapoints?

[LordRetard]

My name means "fucking kick-ass all-around awesome man".

[w1ndy]

LordRetard have you seen this pic?

[LordRetard]

Yeah, that's my picture. Where did you find it?

HAHAH I AM SO DAMN CLEVER

[mountainmage]

Anyways, I won the name contest! Do I get some megapoints?

Sure. 500 megapoints for you! Also, are your relatives Amish?

[Rainbow]

Hey, I got it, too! Megapoints, thanks. I used to think my middle name was 'the weasel' when I was five. My parents are horrible.

[Asherian]

I didn't know my real first name until I got into the third grade. I just went by a similar nickname, the teacher was very confused I didn't know how to spell it or anything.

[mountainmage]

1,000 megapoints for guessing my name right, including Fenghar's 500. I realize now he didn't even post his guess.

[Lethal Interjection]

I have a friend from university who's middle name is Salvatori. He's second generation Italian.
We always demanded that he introduce himself with his full name.

[Rainbow]

There is a name spelled 'shithead', said sheet-heed. I know this poor-ass family with eleven kids and no condoms in which all of the boys are named C-names spelled with a K. One of the younger girls is named Heaven. Her middle name is Lee and their family name is Kidd. Heaven Lee Kidd, your life will suck when you get married at nineteen to a poor-ass redneck who can't support the eleven kids you will bear.

[Frostbite]

I know in an episode of Look Around You there was a boy named Pretario. Ed can back me up on this fact.

[mountainmage]

I knew of a shithead in High School, only his name was pronounced shi-theed.

[HARDKORE]

Alright.

I got the names now. Mage i will pm you so you can make the last post and lock the thread.