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"Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby astasia » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:06 pm

What are some of the best text messages you have ever sent/received?

That beauty went to my friend, yesterday.










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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:07 pm

No, but you soon will be. You and you're little ninja too!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby LordRetard » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:19 pm

Any guesses as to what the previous message sent to Astasia was?

My money's on something like "so I just completed a bukkake video shoot."
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby Cirtur » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:51 pm

No, I think it was, "I had a dream where you licked me."
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby Rainbow » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:51 pm

I'm gonna go with 'I just dumped a gallon of semen on my head'. You crazy you, astasia.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:59 pm

There probably was no previous message. I bet that was the first text message she ever sent to this person.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby LordRetard » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:00 pm

"Ja, Freitag ist frei." It's a pun. Also an inordinate amount of messages that begin with "Ach, puta!"* Which is generally what I'm thinking. Unfortunately.

"That's the one! Now I can meet up with everybody at the mall!" Toronto is famous for its malls.

"Such an attitude HARDLY deserves my love, but I'll oblige 'cause i love so much like i'm like fucking hesus."

A lot of messages that just say "lol wut".

"WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY HOUR." Sent at 8:01 am.

"Day 2. 2 EARLY! Hahah I am so clever."

"/Jobbed!" Less exciting than it sounds, I sent that to everyone when I got my first and current job.

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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby Rainbow » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:06 pm

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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby LordRetard » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:12 pm

Don't know what that means. Care to elaborate?
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby Rainbow » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:13 pm

Oh, no, it is an inside joke, but one similar to what you said and one of which I felt inclined to share. The witching second is also exists withing 6:06PM.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby louisonfire » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:06 pm

"Purple is totally the best flavour!"

"Assburgers."
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

Postby astasia » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:09 pm

There was an original text.

It said: "I woke up without my boxers on." Followed by: "And I can't remember if I had sex."

I may, however, start sending people random texts about whether or not they are covered in semen.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"

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