"Were you all covered in semen?"
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"Were you all covered in semen?"
What are some of the best text messages you have ever sent/received?
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No, but you soon will be. You and you're little ninja too!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Possessive. Damn you I almost image macro'dAHMETxRock wrote:No, but you soon will be. You and your little ninja too!
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
Any guesses as to what the previous message sent to Astasia was?
My money's on something like "so I just completed a bukkake video shoot."
My money's on something like "so I just completed a bukkake video shoot."
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No, I think it was, "I had a dream where you licked me."
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I'm gonna go with 'I just dumped a gallon of semen on my head'. You crazy you, astasia.
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There probably was no previous message. I bet that was the first text message she ever sent to this person.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
"Ja, Freitag ist frei." It's a pun. Also an inordinate amount of messages that begin with "Ach, puta!"* Which is generally what I'm thinking. Unfortunately.
"That's the one! Now I can meet up with everybody at the mall!" Toronto is famous for its malls.
"Such an attitude HARDLY deserves my love, but I'll oblige 'cause i love so much like i'm like fucking hesus."
A lot of messages that just say "lol wut".
"WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY HOUR." Sent at 8:01 am.
"Day 2. 2 EARLY! Hahah I am so clever."
"/Jobbed!" Less exciting than it sounds, I sent that to everyone when I got my first and current job.
*That's both German and Spanish, to those who are familiar with one or neither. Lately I've been trying to learn English.
"That's the one! Now I can meet up with everybody at the mall!" Toronto is famous for its malls.
"Such an attitude HARDLY deserves my love, but I'll oblige 'cause i love so much like i'm like fucking hesus."
A lot of messages that just say "lol wut".
"WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY HOUR." Sent at 8:01 am.
"Day 2. 2 EARLY! Hahah I am so clever."
"/Jobbed!" Less exciting than it sounds, I sent that to everyone when I got my first and current job.
*That's both German and Spanish, to those who are familiar with one or neither. Lately I've been trying to learn English.
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This reminds me of the witching minute of 6:02PM.LordRetard wrote: "WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY HOUR." Sent at 8:01 am.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
Don't know what that means. Care to elaborate?
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Oh, no, it is an inside joke, but one similar to what you said and one of which I felt inclined to share. The witching second is also exists withing 6:06PM.
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"Purple is totally the best flavour!"
"Assburgers."
"Assburgers."
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I thought this was a reference to:Rainbow wrote:This reminds me of the witching minute of 6:02PM.LordRetard wrote: "WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY HOUR." Sent at 8:01 am.
-The witching hour being very late at night.
-6PM not being very late at night.
-Replacement of hour with minute.
And therein lies the humour. It was kind of funny, but I was looking for a joke.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
There was an original text.
It said: "I woke up without my boxers on." Followed by: "And I can't remember if I had sex."
I may, however, start sending people random texts about whether or not they are covered in semen.
It said: "I woke up without my boxers on." Followed by: "And I can't remember if I had sex."
I may, however, start sending people random texts about whether or not they are covered in semen.
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Do IMs count? Because
is pretty great.Instant Message wrote:I think he's there twice, the second time under Penis, Supermassive.
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