"Were you all covered in semen?"

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:06 pm

What are some of the best text messages you have ever sent/received?

That beauty went to my friend, yesterday.

(Yes, I know this is an inane thread. Post in it, anyhow.)

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:07 pm

No, but you soon will be. You and you're little ninja too!

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:28 pm

AHMETxRock wrote:No, but you soon will be. You and your little ninja too!

Possessive. Damn you I almost image macro'd

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:19 pm

Any guesses as to what the previous message sent to Astasia was?

My money's on something like "so I just completed a bukkake video shoot."

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:51 pm

No, I think it was, "I had a dream where you licked me."

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:51 pm

I'm gonna go with 'I just dumped a gallon of semen on my head'. You crazy you, astasia.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:59 pm

There probably was no previous message. I bet that was the first text message she ever sent to this person.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:00 pm

"Ja, Freitag ist frei." It's a pun. Also an inordinate amount of messages that begin with "Ach, puta!"* Which is generally what I'm thinking. Unfortunately.

"That's the one! Now I can meet up with everybody at the mall!" Toronto is famous for its malls.

"Such an attitude HARDLY deserves my love, but I'll oblige 'cause i love so much like i'm like fucking hesus."

A lot of messages that just say "lol wut".

"WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY HOUR." Sent at 8:01 am.

"Day 2. 2 EARLY! Hahah I am so clever."

"/Jobbed!" Less exciting than it sounds, I sent that to everyone when I got my first and current job.

*That's both German and Spanish, to those who are familiar with one or neither. Lately I've been trying to learn English.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:06 pm

LordRetard wrote: "WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY HOUR." Sent at 8:01 am.

This reminds me of the witching minute of 6:02PM.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:12 pm

Don't know what that means. Care to elaborate?

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:13 pm

Oh, no, it is an inside joke, but one similar to what you said and one of which I felt inclined to share. The witching second is also exists withing 6:06PM.

louisonfire · Post by **louisonfire** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:06 pm

"Purple is totally the best flavour!"

"Assburgers."

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:16 pm

Rainbow wrote:
LordRetard wrote: "WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY HOUR." Sent at 8:01 am.
This reminds me of the witching minute of 6:02PM.

I thought this was a reference to:

-The witching hour being very late at night.
-6PM not being very late at night.
-Replacement of hour with minute.

And therein lies the humour. It was kind of funny, but I was looking for a joke.

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:09 pm

There was an original text.

It said: "I woke up without my boxers on." Followed by: "And I can't remember if I had sex."

I may, however, start sending people random texts about whether or not they are covered in semen.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:37 am

Do IMs count? Because

Instant Message wrote:I think he's there twice, the second time under Penis, Supermassive.

is pretty great.

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