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Instant Message wrote:I think he's there twice, the second time under Penis, Supermassive.
is pretty great.
So, to whom were you speaking about Zach?
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No, the penis referred to wasn't that big, but it did belong to celestial body, so it's close.
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I've never sent or received a text message ever.

EVER.

Damn kids. My phone does not text.
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When did you get your phone if it doesn't text? My mother got one in 1999 that texted. Quite a basic phone as well.

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Maybe he has one of these phones?
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This is the oldest phone I have, and I'm pretty sure the little mail icon is for texting.
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I think he has a cell phone, Zach Morris style.

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Was that the episode where he was told not to use the payphones as his own personal phone number when he was trying to win a radio contest?
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I don't even know what that's from. But I had a mobile like that... it was green, we called it Kermit, we also called it 'the Brick'. I like naming things.

Also didn't have texting. That's what pagers where for.
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Cirtur wrote:When did you get your phone if it doesn't text? My mother got one in 1999 that texted. Quite a basic phone as well.
It's not a matter of it being incapable of texting, it's a matter of me not paying to use text messaging.
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AGAIN, in what insane land do you have to pay more for texting?

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If you're on a plan, you got a certain number of "free" calls, but you still have to pay upfront unless your parents are paying for you.
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In normal-land, we get things called minutes. And a text is worth about a third of a minute.

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Cirtur wrote:In normal-land, we get things called minutes. And a text is worth about a third of a minute.
That's not how it works for most U.S. plans.

You buy texting plans separately, otherwise, you pay around 10 cents per text.

We do have minute plans, though. It seems weird that in Australia it would be per-call and not per-minute.
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It just seems strange that texting would be an afterthought in your contract.

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