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AHMETxRock wrote:Reddit is okay... If it could be streamlined to find me some good porn and some news articles that insult the people I hate more often.
Which is most people.

Subreddits hold the answer to your desires.

http://www.reddit.com/r/porn

i desire, i desire popcorn necklaces and macaroni pictures...

I was joking about the porn, as I thought that there was not porn being put up.

Now, how does the system work? Because half the time I say I'm watching porn, I'm really reading about the Middle East.

All of the time I say I am watching porn I am mocking Ahmet.*







*Or watching porn.

Sometimes porn is boring. So I made some finger puppets. Now I pretend they're workmen at a factory. They have to produce enough semen before the boss comes in!

AHMETxRock wrote:I was joking about the porn, as I thought that there was not porn being put up.

Now, how does the system work? Because half the time I say I'm watching porn, I'm really reading about the Middle East.

People submit stories. Other people vote them up or down. Popular ones make it to the front page (which, mind you, may be different for different users), and it's just depends on the "mood" of reddit that day. Some days it's all news, sometimes it's littered with cute kittens.

Sounds like the school playground only less interesting.

Cirtur wrote:Sounds like the school playground only less interesting.

I guess. Kids are boring, kittens are awesome.

Kids are profitable, kittens are not tasty.

Are we putting the playground scenario into context with the porn discussion?
Because Cirtur sounds like he might do that.

Cirtur wrote:Kids are profitable, kittens are not tasty.

You clearly have not had kitten fondante.

You don't really taste the kitten, which is a good thing. I find it too sour a meat.

I like digg, but I don't quite understand really how the ... getting people to digg your links thing works- do you have to have hundreds of contacts for any hope? *sigh*
Yes I use it but I'm a bit of a N00b

Tundra wrote:I like digg, but I don't quite understand really how the ... getting people to digg your links thing works- do you have to have hundreds of contacts for any hope? *sigh*
Yes I use it but I'm a bit of a N00b

Meh, I submit stuff to reddit but it doesn't bother me when it doesn't get upvoted. I mostly visit to read what other people have linked and their discussion.