Why do others think you are insane?
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Re: Why do others think you are insane?
I never really understood the difference. Or, I guess I should say, with my work experience, the difference is negligible. I mean, a resume I would give for a career or one I'd give to, say, a retailer would obviously be different.
That said, I don't have a lengthy list of career-like qualifications, so my CV and resume are identical.
I've applied for some jobs that say CV, and some that say resume. These are poli-sci/social justice type jobs though, if that applies.
That said, I don't have a lengthy list of career-like qualifications, so my CV and resume are identical.
I've applied for some jobs that say CV, and some that say resume. These are poli-sci/social justice type jobs though, if that applies.
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Re: Why do others think you are insane?
I may be wrong about that one, in fact I can't find anything to support me yet. Still it doesn't matter because of course you're going to lie.Cirtur wrote:It's a criminal offence to lie on your CV?
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
I would say those would be more likely to need a CV but honestly I have no idea. This is my first job ever and I probably won't be looking around for a while, so I'm not the most reliable source of information. I have been told that they are different, though.Lethal Interjection wrote:I've applied for some jobs that say CV, and some that say resume. These are poli-sci/social justice type jobs though, if that applies.
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When was it on TV? STUPID ABC WAITING AGES TO SHOW THE GOOD ENGLISH SHOWS.Sahan wrote:How would that work?
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Re: Why do others think you are insane?
Hausser les épaules?Cirtur wrote: Anyway, the French.
EDIT: DO NOT SEARCH FRENCH SHRUG
Or did you mean actually going and typing in French shrug in a google search?
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Re: Why do others think you are insane?
Well, does Cirtur know any French?
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Oh, right.
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Re: Why do others think you are insane?
It's easy to forget that a lot of people don't know all of the same languages as you.
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Re: Why do others think you are insane?
I went to school, I know some French.
Enough to offend.
Enough to offend.
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Re: Why do others think you are insane?
Unfortunately I only know Quebecois insults. Saying tabernacle is about the least impressive insult you can think of.
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Re: Why do others think you are insane?
LordRetard wrote:Unfortunately I only know Quebecois insults. Saying tabernacle is about the least impressive insult you can think of.
Je ne parle pas Francais.
I do know in Russian how to call someone....something that when translated, sounds really weird in English but is an insult
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I know how to say "go to the fucked" in Spanish, but everyone just gives me weird looks when I say it because that doesn't make any sense.
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I can call someone bitch on a dick in Russian. If they don't know what it means, then they just look at me funny since it's Russian. If they know what it means, they laugh because of how it is phrased.
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It's more effective if you pronounce it tabernak, otherwise you're just an Anglophone trying to swear in French (Quebecois are cruel). You might also want to try maudit (damn) and viarge (I think it's some kind of reference to the Virgin Mary) if you ever find yourselves wanting to swear in Quebec.LordRetard wrote:Unfortunately I only know Quebecois insults. Saying tabernacle is about the least impressive insult you can think of.
In France some good words to use might be merde (shit), zut (damn), salaud or bâtard (bastard), trou de col (asshole) and con (idiot).
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I can tell someone to eat pussy in Korean. I used to be able to tell someone to eat cock except I forgot the word for cock.
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Just point at your dick. If you have one.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.