Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
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Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
Sorry if I've been a tad on the cranky side (who am I kidding, a tad?) but the last time I slept was Monday. Being sick sucks. It's bad enough that my body feels like it's been hit by a truck, but when you pile on the constant sneezing and utter inability to sleep during times of illness I tend to be a less than pleasant guy to be around. I'll be nicer when I'm better, until then, don't take anything I say to personally (actually that's pretty good advice for even when I'm not sick).
My record stands at 6 and 1/2 days without sleep by the way, anyone come close or beat me?
My record stands at 6 and 1/2 days without sleep by the way, anyone come close or beat me?
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
FROM THE DESK OF PONTIFEX EDMINSTER
You fucking shitstain.
Sincerely yours,
Edminster
Spiritual Leader of the One True Forum
PS
Are you free next Thursday? I was thinking of taking The Missus out to a delightful brunch and thought you might like to tag along. You can bring your child-bride with you if you like; just promise us she will behave herself as it would be frightfully gauche to sit at a table with an ill-behaved child. Répondez s'il vous plaît!
PPS
You honestly haven't seemed cranky at all!
Raziel wrote:don't take anything I say to personally (actually that's pretty good advice for even when I'm not sick).
Not only is it good advice, it's in the Rules.THE GODDAMNED RULES AT THE TOP OF THE FORUM THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO MISS UNLESS YOU ARE RETARDED wrote: 12. Don't take anything personally. We all read this comic and thus have a bent sense of humor.
12-2. Don't take anything seriously either, jerk.
You fucking shitstain.
Sincerely yours,
Edminster
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PS
Are you free next Thursday? I was thinking of taking The Missus out to a delightful brunch and thought you might like to tag along. You can bring your child-bride with you if you like; just promise us she will behave herself as it would be frightfully gauche to sit at a table with an ill-behaved child. Répondez s'il vous plaît!
PPS
You honestly haven't seemed cranky at all!
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
I thought he was in love with me, but it turns out he was just angry.
Now I am sad.
p.s. I have no excuse for being bitchy, it's just in my nature.
Now I am sad.
p.s. I have no excuse for being bitchy, it's just in my nature.
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
Either we're all broken fundamentally or he is the nicest, most peace-and-love-filled man on earth to make 'cranky and tired' seem like 'good-natured ribbing'.
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
I go for option A. At least if I'm fundamentally broken I can blame things on that.
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
I dunno, my restraining orders say otherwise...Cirtur wrote:Also chicks dig bad boys
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
I think you may have been not bad enough.
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
Restraining orders are just another way of saying "Look at how much attention I'm giving you! I had to spend weeks to get this, even go so far as to hire a lawyer. I'd never devote that much time and money to you unless I wanted you to tape me while I'm in the shower!"Khazd wrote:I dunno, my restraining orders say otherwise...Cirtur wrote:Also chicks dig bad boys
You're all fundamentally broken, but I don't want to get the reputation as "that prick" within two days of posting, I'd like to work up to it. Right now I'll stick with...Edminster wrote:Either we're all broken fundamentally or he is the nicest, most peace-and-love-filled man on earth to make 'cranky and tired' seem like 'good-natured ribbing'.
The pedophile! And I just give her a few "pez" when she gets uppity.Edminster wrote:PS
Are you free next Thursday? I was thinking of taking The Missus out to a delightful brunch and thought you might like to tag along. You can bring your child-bride with you if you like; just promise us she will behave herself as it would be frightfully gauche to sit at a table with an ill-behaved child. Répondez s'il vous plaît!
PPS
You honestly haven't seemed cranky at all!
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
Hey, you can't steal Cirtur's schtick! There will be consequences.
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Eh? I wasn't aware that stalking was his territory, I'll just get back to my white van... Anyone know a good trick for getting kids to eat pixie stix that have obviously been tampered with? Parents are being so damn nosy in their children's lives these days. Ahh for the days when a man could offer a child a treat and be assured of another sale for the child sex slave industry...Apocalyptus wrote:Hey, you can't steal Cirtur's schtick! There will be consequences.
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
I thought you had a maroon van.
Cirtur wrote:I don't read snowflakes, because those children aren't even attractive.
Cirtur wrote:How about pounding children?
Cirtur wrote:Well I thought that if you're going to bare children why not for me?
Cirtur wrote:Speaking as a man with a reasonably large penis, I would like to point out that whilst children can be fun they often do not carry a lot of money with them.
Cirtur wrote:THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
I know I do.
Cirtur wrote:My customers need to believe that you can easily have sex with children.
Cirtur wrote:Maybe some more naked children though, a la this.
Cirtur wrote:Thai children are pretty cheap.
Cirtur wrote:SMBC: Sexy Men Badger Children.*
*Badger=Rape
Yeah, paedophilia is definitely his territory. If you start messin' with his bitches*, he'll smack you upside yo head.Cirtur wrote:It's my calling, though.astasia wrote:No one said being a child pornographer was an easy profession.Cirtur wrote:I have this problem as well. The school children I take pictures of keep on getting hair cuts and stuff and people don't recognise them on the website!
*basement of chained under-12s
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
I still think you're a goddamn bastard, Raziel.
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
We've been over this before. Cirtur's no pedophile, he's just in a business that happens to bring him into contact with a lot of pedophiles.
It's this kind of narrow-minded thinking that's responsible for the stigma attached to child pornographers.
Also:
It's this kind of narrow-minded thinking that's responsible for the stigma attached to child pornographers.
Also:
Full Life Consequences.Apocalyptus wrote:Hey, you can't steal Cirtur's schtick! There will be consequences.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Turns out you should probably sleep every 90 or so hours
Hahah we need a wordfilter for that. It should include the hyperlink, too.