So my dad died
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So my dad died
I'm not actually joking uh
so my dad is dead. That's. I guess I'm numb I mean
Jesus, that's fucking I mean my dad's dead. FUCK SHIT FUCK Classy Lady FUCK YOU FUCK THAT FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING DAD'S FUCKING DEAD#
WHAT THE FUCK HE'S FIFTY ONE
WHO THE FUCK DIES AT FIFTY ONE FUCK Classy Lady FUCCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
anyway fuck you for reading this sorry it's uh yeah
so my dad is dead. That's. I guess I'm numb I mean
Jesus, that's fucking I mean my dad's dead. FUCK SHIT FUCK Classy Lady FUCK YOU FUCK THAT FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING DAD'S FUCKING DEAD#
WHAT THE FUCK HE'S FIFTY ONE
WHO THE FUCK DIES AT FIFTY ONE FUCK Classy Lady FUCCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
anyway fuck you for reading this sorry it's uh yeah
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Oh no! I'm sorry to hear it. Fifty-one is too young.
Was it unexpected? I don't remember you ever mentioning him being ill.
Jesus.
Was it unexpected? I don't remember you ever mentioning him being ill.
Jesus.
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Re: So my dad died
Really sorry, man. God bless.
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Condolences, man.
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Re: So my dad died
Shit. I mean... shit.
That's absolute crap. It's beyond crap.
I can't possibly guess how you're feeling right now. But I hope you know that we're all here to shout at anytime you need to.
I'm really sorry for your loss.
That's absolute crap. It's beyond crap.
I can't possibly guess how you're feeling right now. But I hope you know that we're all here to shout at anytime you need to.
I'm really sorry for your loss.
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Re: So my dad died
Sorry to hear it, John. Best wishes.
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Re: So my dad died
Don't you guys have a calendar? APRIL FOOLS
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Re: So my dad died
So when's the funeral?
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Re: So my dad died
I'm not sure you understand, Sahan. I lied about my father's death as a joke, so there won't be a funeral.
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Re: So my dad died
I can see you're upset at having been made an April Fool. I'm recognising that feeling.
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This is really tragic news, John. I hope the family is coping alright.
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Re: So my dad died
Sahan, I think you're having trouble dealing with what happened. My dad is not dead. I lied about my dad dying. I said he had died when in fact he had not. I did this for a joke. A joke is not true.
I made a joke about my dad dying to make April Fools of you all. April Fools Day is on the first of April, people play jokes upon one another.
I made a joke about my dad dying to make April Fools of you all. April Fools Day is on the first of April, people play jokes upon one another.