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Optimus vs Samus

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Postby TwoBuy » Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:19 pm

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Postby TheyMightBeJason » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:27 am

But... Optimus Prime can be beaten... Samus can only be beaten by parasites, and even then, only temporarily.
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Postby Jesster » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:44 am

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Postby Jesster » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:50 pm

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Postby TwoBuy » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:17 pm

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Postby Jesster » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:00 pm

Haha, but he's right. Samus'd die, Optimus is awesome.



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Postby TheyMightBeJason » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:07 am

Samus may be a girl, but Optimus Prime technically isn't a man! Therefore, her obvious natural vulnerability is moot.
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Postby Sheriff Dani » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:23 am

I'm actually not so sure I'm offended at the chick thing . . . it's more the Samus thing. Samus rules all. It doesn't matter that she's a chick, she's Samus. She could kick your ass and his ass and my ass. Don't take that away from me, man. I remember finishing that game and dropping my jaw and feeling like I had finally scored a point against all the guys who said games weren't for girls. It was like, "Ha! This badass bounty hunter is a chick! And she rules! So in a way, chicks kind of rule."
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Postby TwoBuy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:29 am

Yeah, when I finished that game my first words were "No. Freakin. Way." Followed by a long pause. Followed by "I think this is what love is."

I later came to realize the erotic potential of that ball form, but that was years later.

The problem with the Samus debate is based off the power rankings of the universe, in decending order:

Wesley (can you stop true love?) > Sabin with Genji Glove and Offering > Optimus Prime > Steve Perry > Prof. X > everything else.

Samus is pretty sweet, but you'll notice not a single chick in the top 5, so no chance of beeting Prime. Unless you count a slightly removed Buttercup as insiration, or Sir Steve as a possible gender bender.
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