Optimus vs Samus

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:13 pm

"If living creatures are placed within the bag, they can survive for up to 10 minutes, after which time they suffocate."

Ownage. I'd forgotten how deadly bags of holding actually were. If only they made one the size of the Millenium Dome.

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:26 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:I'm thinking you haven't heard of Dream Mix TV World Fighters, or you would have brought it up.

Nope, but I do now, and that's the important thing. I thank you for enlightening me GreenCrayon.

Damn, it's for the gamecube too, my console of choice! But why oh why is it not in Australia. Well, as far as I can tell it isn't anyway. I have never seen or heard of it at all. I'm sure someone else here will tell me it's in my local store, and that I'm just a plain old fool. But I don't think that game is coming my way any time soon. Much to my disappointment.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:49 pm

Simon wrote:Damn, it's for the gamecube too, my console of choice!

OMG You love GameCube Too?! It has SO many awsome titles like Zelda and... uh... Lizzie McGuire 2: Lizzie Diaries

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:49 pm

TwoBuy wrote:OMG You love GameCube Too?! It has SO many awsome titles like Zelda and... uh... Lizzie McGuire 2: Lizzie Diaries

Low blow TwoBuy, low blow. I stand behind Nintendo. And I'm really enjoying Lizzie McGuire 2: Lizzie Diaries lately.

Also, Smash brothers, Mario kart, and TimeSplitters tournaments on my projector.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:29 pm

I couldn't stand TimeSplitters, it was like GoldenEye except created by baies who hadn't yet been subjected to infanticide and therefore made a bad game.

AlligatorJack · Post by **AlligatorJack** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:26 am

For one, it's "Rogue" for christ's sakes. And two, Samus would sodomize Optimus Prime like she was putting on her make up. I hope he can drive away fast enough.

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:41 am

Jesster wrote:I couldn't stand TimeSplitters, it was like GoldenEye except created by baies who hadn't yet been subjected to infanticide and therefore made a bad game.

The single player was pretty uninspiring, what with there only being 10 levels, and they weren't all that good. But it shines in multiplayer, 'Cause it's great for fast paced mayhem. With lots of fun. And explosions. And sims with large breasts that make rather pleasurable sounds when they die.

And I don't see why everyone always compares it to Goldeneye (it happens a lot). Goldeneye, although awesome, wasn't that awesome then, and it certainly isn't now that we're going into the next gen. If you're going to compare it to any kind of 64 game, go for Perfect Dark, that whooped Goldeneye into the dust.

(I assume you're talking about Goldenye 64)

we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:47 pm

Most FPS are meh i've only ever played a couple that I liked so that genre has remained dead to me i've only ever played timesplitters 2 and Hated it.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:18 am

It gets compared to goldeneye because it appears to be the same game but worse. They have the same way of showing you your health, and the same idea for stats at the end, plus it's an FPS. I played the multiplayer, and what got me was the actual control system, if I want to aim at someone so that I actually have any chance of hitting them I have to stand completely still, usually leading to my death.

Bear in mind my friend bought the game round, and may have changed my settings just so he could finally beat me at a game.

Also, Goldeneye 64 was an amazing game, and the first FPS I enjoyed playing, it had a great multiplayer and was only beaten by Perfect Dark because it was made by the same people. PD was pretty much GoldenEye 2, except without James Bond.

TheyMightBeJason · Post by **TheyMightBeJason** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:06 pm

And with a gun that could shoot through walls!

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we_are_138 · Post by **we_are_138** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:45 pm

I have a gun that will shoot through walls... Membrane walls.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:40 pm

The one thing i loved most about golden eye was the golden gun, and the fact that it can kill people in one shot. In reality, can't any gun potentaly kill someone with one shot? I never got that part.

Society · Post by **Society** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:40 pm

Blarg, forgot to sign in.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:45 pm

My favorite part was the golden gun too. I really liked the Man With The Golden Gun multiplayer game where it was everyone on that one guy. We used to play it for days straight and finally finish a level with the top person at around 10k kills.

I miss you jobless summers!

CheshireCat151 · Post by **CheshireCat151** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:28 pm

To gently usher the thread back on topic...

Clearly Samus would beat the living crap out of optimus prime. Questionable size ratios aside, has anyone PLAYED a super metroid game here!? She consistently decimates things ranging from the size of a headcrab to things about four stories tall (depending on which game). The Mother Brain alone is easily a match for Optimus Prime, and Samus consistently kicks her steel-encased gelatinous ass.

Let's face it, even normal machine gun fire can damage Prime. Plasma gun? I believe this debate is about over.

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