Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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Oh, twobuy, one of these days you'll realize you merely use your sarcasm as a defense mechanism because you're afraid people won't accept you for your love of ballet. I just want you to know that you're manlier in tights occassionally touching a woman than you are bullying people over the internet.
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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AHMETxRock wrote:Oh, twobuy, one of these days you'll realize you merely use your sarcasm as a defense mechanism because you're afraid people won't accept you for your love of ballet. I just want you to know that you're manlier in tights occassionally touching a woman than you are bullying people over the internet.
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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TwoBuy wrote:Right, like how epoch used an inside joke on a don hertzfeldt cartoon and got more votes cause people are stupid.
To be fair, that cartoon is fucking hilarious

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True. And I even liked his adaptation. Though in hind-sight it's kinda a shame cause even though you wouldn't know it at the time, epoch could be damn hilarious in his own right.
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

Post by Lethal Interjection »

Ahmet's was too long, but Kimra's was freaking hilarious. Kimra all the way.

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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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astasia wrote:Also, would you make me into a cartoon? Please, please, please, please, please? I'll pay you in boob pictures. Or, you know, get some guy boobs for you, if you like that better.
Thank you for your generous offer but whilst I'm in possession of my own pair of boobs (I keep them on a shelf) I don't feel the need for more boobs. However, if I have to accept photos of boobs at anytime, I would much prefer them not to be man boobs (sorry just not my thing).

As for cartoon-ness, I may make one, but I'm not guaranteeing anything (and if I make it, it'll be ages from now). I was in an absolute waste of time mood last night, today I'm back on track. Good for me, bad for your chances of getting gift.
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p.s. I actually vote for Ahmet, because his made me laugh - several times. Mine... lacked punchy-ness (though I am glad other people liked it).
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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My tragic flaw is that I have no non-tragic flaws. This is why I lose so much.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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AHMETxRock wrote:My tragic flaw is that I have no non-tragic flaws. This is why I lose so much.
Of course, your as flawless as a diamond.
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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I believe he was saying he had many flaws, all of them tragic.
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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Wow. I really gotta learn to read better. In recompense for my assumptive reading, I offer you:
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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Avalant wrote:
TwoBuy wrote:Right, like how epoch used an inside joke on a don hertzfeldt cartoon and got more votes cause people are stupid.
To be fair, that cartoon is fucking hilarious
He has a point. Are you seriously insulting Don Hertzfeldt?
Kimra wrote:Wow. I really gotta learn to read better. In recompense for my assumptive reading, I offer you:
DOOD YOU FORGOT TO PUT SOMETHING

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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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No, he's offers nothing in return, I thought it was pretty funny.
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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Edminster wrote:No, he's offers nothing in return, I thought it was pretty funny.
Man, Kimra's a chick, dude.
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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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I found it confusing until someone told me.

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Re: Round 2: AHMETxRock vs. Kimra

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mountainmage wrote:
Edminster wrote:No, he's offers nothing in return, I thought it was pretty funny.
Man, Kimra's a chick, dude.
Hey he got it, so I don't care what gender he thinks I am. :D Besides I'm still trying to figure out everyone elses gender. I think some of you are actually hermaphrodites thus enhancing my confusion.
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