Donkey Kong Punched Out

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Oh man. I was just setting there playing the punch out for wii and here he came. had a barral banannas all over the place and roap ladder came down and he appeared. the scum sucker is hard. he has a spinning back fist and then he dances around the ring.
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So Donkey Kong is a secret character in the new Punch Out game?
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Thanks for the spoiler!
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*SPOILER* (highlight over the text below to read)

I heard you get to punch him out!
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Hes not a secret one. He is one of the new ones. When you go to the corner doc is like mac am i dreaming or are you fighting donkey kong. You fight his after you win the thing. You all should get this game. It is wild.
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I dunno... If shooting a monkey is racist towards Barack Obama, isn't punching out a gorilla also racist?
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Uh...no?
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I don't know...hitting a gorrilla is listed as an interest on all the profile pages of my KKK facebook friends.*

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The Wii is just an awful console, so this is hardly relevant at all.
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It's as fun to play with as your mom.
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That's not very fun at all, so the point stands. I don't get all the console rivalries, though, not being a gamer and all.
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Basically it's a way of staving off buyer's remorse. If you're a kid your mum can only afford one of the consoles so you make out that everyone who didn't buy the same one as you got it wrong, as a way of making your purchase seem right.

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Cirtur wrote:Basically it's a way of staving off buyer's remorse. If you're a kid your mum can only afford one of the consoles so you make out that everyone who didn't buy the same one as you got it wrong, as a way of making your purchase seem right.
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Cirtur wrote:Basically it's a way of staving off buyer's remorse. If you're a kid your mum can only afford one of the consoles so you make out that everyone who didn't buy the same one as you got it wrong, as a way of making your purchase seem right.
Or you're a poor ass college student. Either way. That still doesn't make up for the fact that the Wii is just straight up awful. I have many friends who were afflicted by the want to have a Wii, and now regret such a purchase. It makes me laugh.
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If you don't regret blowing hundreds of bucks on video game consoles where there are countless people starving, I don't know when you would.
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